Why is Richard Hammond following me on Twitter?

"Chairman Kaga" (mike-mckinnon) 08/27/2013 at 18:22 • Filed to: Hamster

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Why? Should I say hi? I have two daughter, too?

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Chairman Kaga 08/27/2013 at 18:24

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Just act cool man, act cool.

PS9 > Chairman Kaga 08/27/2013 at 18:26

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This is your only chance. Follow him, strike up conversations, infiltrate his close circle of friends, then...in a moment of weakness... PUT THE HAMSTER TO SLEEP.

They'll need someone to replace him on Top Gear...and it's...it's only right that it would be one of his closest friends and allies...someone he trusted above all others. Yes. You. Who else. It must be you.

Chairman Kaga > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 08/27/2013 at 18:26

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Too late! I already asked him to come to my daughter's birthday party and to go the the Jalopnik meet & greet before the F1 race and to go for a ride in my Alfa and if maybe he'd want to go get some BBQ and a beer, you know, if you're in town? Please?

Dammit.

Chairman Kaga > PS9 08/27/2013 at 18:27

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The voices are back...

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Chairman Kaga 08/27/2013 at 18:30

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shit...

Chairman Kaga > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. 08/27/2013 at 18:31

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twinturbobmw > Chairman Kaga 08/27/2013 at 18:34

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Most likely a fake account. But if it is real, say hi!

scoob > PS9 08/27/2013 at 18:34

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Go on forth, young student! We have taught you well.

Fred Smith > Chairman Kaga 08/27/2013 at 18:51

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https://twitter.com/RichardHammond…

Doesn't look like he does.