"TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!" (theloudmusic) 08/26/2013 at 19:26 • Filed to: ghostride the blip

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It is impossible to break traction on a rental Yaris, even with TC off

twinturbobmw > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 08/26/2013 at 19:26

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Try it in the wet yet?

Sparf > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 08/26/2013 at 19:27

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Did you try revving it to the redline and dropping the clutch/neutral-dropping?

GhostZ > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 08/26/2013 at 19:27

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1. fishtail it at 70mph

2. hard turn and handbrake it.

I mean, assuming you can get it to 70mph. That might be impossible too.

lonestranger > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 08/26/2013 at 19:29

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Me: Thinks "But I can easily break traction in my mom's Yaris. Remembers "Oh, yeah, people (especially rental agencies) actually buy small cars with automatics".

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Sparf 08/26/2013 at 19:29

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I would but slushbox. And I didn't get the insurance.

Leadbull > Sparf 08/26/2013 at 19:29

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dogisbadob > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 08/26/2013 at 19:30

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But it's a RENTAL!!!!! That means it's FAST YO!!!!!

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > twinturbobmw 08/26/2013 at 19:30

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Nope. Haven't even had it for a whole day .

HammerheadFistpunch > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 08/26/2013 at 19:31

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Nuetral dropping - Revving the nuts in neutral and then slamming it into Drive. Hard on the trans, but gets the jot done.

Decay buys too many beaters > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 08/26/2013 at 19:31

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You should still be able to neutral drop it.

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > dogisbadob 08/26/2013 at 19:32

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Slowest fastest car I've ever driven.

Sparf > Leadbull 08/26/2013 at 19:33

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For some reason, I can't see images in replies today. It's just empty for me.

Bird > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 08/26/2013 at 19:34

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Obviously your hand brake turn needs work then...

Sparf > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 08/26/2013 at 19:35

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Well, just like one drink ain't gonna kill ya , neutral-dropping it once (or twice) probably won't blow the trans... Probably.

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Bird 08/26/2013 at 19:35

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Well, front wheel traction.

HammerheadFistpunch > Sparf 08/26/2013 at 19:37

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I used to do it all the time in my first car (1986 camry) but that had 115 hp and a 4 speed....you know what...its pretty much the same as a current yaris...do it!

Bird > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 08/26/2013 at 19:42

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Gotta be careful around here...it's a tough crowd!

Leadbull > Sparf 08/26/2013 at 19:44

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Oh, crap. I didn't even post a pic... The Kinja mobile editor just leaves a blank reply sometimes, if you exit without typing anything.

Also, your comment is behind the grey curtain.

KIIINNNNJJJAA!!!!!

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 08/26/2013 at 19:52

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Sounds like you need a dose of fine, loose gravel. And freedom, you commie!

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/26/2013 at 19:55

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The guy said no drag racing or off roading. He never said anything about rallying.

m2m, apex detective > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 08/26/2013 at 19:55

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Slushboxed.

MT does the trick.

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 08/26/2013 at 19:55

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When there's a will, there's a way ...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 08/26/2013 at 19:57

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Gravel roads are still roads!

Jonathan Harper > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 08/26/2013 at 19:57

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You obviously rented from the wrong company.

I had a Yaris in St. Maarten a few years ago and it had 4 spare tires mounted on it. It was fantastically slidey.

TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/26/2013 at 19:59

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'Swat I mean.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 08/26/2013 at 20:04

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Then do it! And if that damn commie renal place says no? Giv em a taste of MURICA! A BOOT UP THE ASS! FREEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! MUTHAFUCKAS DON'T KNOW!
(Interesting note my iPod auto completed MUTHAFUCKAS, it knows me well.)

Wave Motion Gun > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 08/26/2013 at 20:37

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Rental cars, like many of the finer experiences in life, often require a little lubrication in order to provide maximum pleasure.

Wave Motion Gun > HammerheadFistpunch 08/26/2013 at 20:40

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If bad things happen, the proper response is to call the rental agency and tell them you put the lever thing into the "D" position and nothing happens. New rental car will be provided. Not that I did that kind of thing when I was a lot younger...

SteyrTMP > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! 08/26/2013 at 22:02

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Fuck, mate... I can't even sit right in one. Last time I was given one, I couldn't get the seat far back enough to keep my knees from resting on the dashboard. It was very uncomfortable, and hard to drive like that.