Asshat Parking: 2 out of 4 stars edition

"Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole" (Dukie) 08/21/2013 at 10:04 • Filed to: Asshat Parking

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There were no disabled parking placards anywhere on/in the car.

Picture was taken at Davis-Monthan AFB, AZ last week by a friend of mine.

Meatcoma > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 08/21/2013 at 10:15

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Those are long parking spots. Could fit my F-250 actually IN the spot.

ColoradoTaco > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 08/21/2013 at 10:21

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Seems pretty obvious he didn't see the sign since he backed in. Jeez

Dunnik > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 08/21/2013 at 10:29

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So the blue plate with the two stars indicates a Major General?

Major Asshole, is more like it.

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > Dunnik 08/21/2013 at 10:34

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Correct. USAF puts a special plate on Government vehicles assigned to Group Commanders and above (usually Colonels & above). You're also supposed to salute when the vehicle approaches you. We had fun with people who just arrived fresh from Basic Training and told them they had to salute the car no matter if it was driving or not. You'd see people salute them in parking lots sometimes.

Dunnik > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 08/21/2013 at 10:36

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That car deserves the middle finger salute.

Mosqvich > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 08/21/2013 at 10:41

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There is no excuse for this. None whatsoever.

BluLupus > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 08/21/2013 at 12:10

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What's even worse is the fact that no one will have the balls to ticket him. It ain't worth the ire of a two star.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 08/21/2013 at 15:25

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whats that?

Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 08/21/2013 at 15:31

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USAF puts a special plate on Government vehicles assigned to Group Commanders and above (usually Colonels & above).

So, that plate denotes it's the staff car of a 2 star (Major) General.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Dukie - Jalopnik Emergency Management Asshole 08/21/2013 at 15:43

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Oh, that would explain the AFB bit too...

Air force base... now I get it