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2 things...
The spike collar does not go there
and you're not supposed to fap with it on.
![]() 08/20/2013 at 22:31 |
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Although I do not recommend suicide. . . most people usually slit their wrists and not their shins.
Also, this is why I don't go outside. . . too many things to kill you.
![]() 08/20/2013 at 22:34 |
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I saw a kid go down on a bike today. And by kid I mean college kid.
Was out eating lunch at the work truck on a busy intersection at Mizzou. Not sure if he hit the big guy walking or missed the curb apron for walkers, but I don't think he got it as bad as you did.
College pedestrians, bikers, and drivers are nuts. Pedestrians think they own the place. Funny to watch, as there is a lot of scenery.
![]() 08/20/2013 at 22:36 |
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Those look like Raptor bites to me. You should probably put it down now that it's tasted blood.
![]() 08/20/2013 at 22:39 |
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But it made me feel pretty there...
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I know right? This literally was outside tryin to kill me!
![]() 08/20/2013 at 22:45 |
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I wasn't anywhere near people. I was on a back trail and the trail got rough real fast. Like right after a turn fast.
![]() 08/20/2013 at 22:46 |
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But I've had Stevie since he was an egg!!! D,:
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Here, here!
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(In my best dad voice) Walk it off son. Is the bike ok?
Last time I went off my bike I rolled 3 times before stopping, ripped my jeans and had nasty road rash in quite a few places. It wasn't fun. Time before that I broke my bike, bent a crank, deformed a rim and broke a brake lever, that was riding down an old riverbed...
![]() 08/20/2013 at 22:50 |
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The bikes good. I bailed out so the bike didnt have any stress on it.
![]() 08/20/2013 at 22:53 |
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Did your dominatrix approve?
![]() 08/20/2013 at 22:55 |
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1. that is child's play
2. the comments here however, are priceless Lol
![]() 08/20/2013 at 22:58 |
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I went to SIU Carbondale last year (I've since transferred), and I saw a few bike/longboard incidents on campus.
Criss-crossing sidewalks and late students with wheels attached to their bodies make an interesting combo.
![]() 08/20/2013 at 23:04 |
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Who do you think out the collar on in the first place?
![]() 08/20/2013 at 23:05 |
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Oppo is as Oppo does.
![]() 08/21/2013 at 00:24 |
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Those are "Man marks". Wear them with pride.
But put some hydrogen peroxide and rubbing alcohol on them so they don't get infected just in case,