Soul scratch Saga continues

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
08/20/2013 at 15:21 • Filed to: Soul Scratch Fever

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Got home last night and my wife is pissed and my son has been sent to his room. Guess they turned their back on him for a minute and he ran over and wrote on her car more. I'm pretty sure that will *not* happen again. She still doesn't want to file a claim so I've got my weekend project. I'll try to get better pics of the scratches before and after buffing.


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! Jagvar > CalzoneGolem
08/20/2013 at 15:26

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Again? Oh jeez. If I'd done that when I were a kid, I'd have been grounded for a month. Possibly a year.


Kinja'd!!! Casper > CalzoneGolem
08/20/2013 at 15:27

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Wow, I don't think I would be breathing if I had done this as a kid.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > CalzoneGolem
08/20/2013 at 15:27

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omg I shudder to think just how enraged my mom would be, haha.

*she's a good mom, she didn't hit me, but her psychological warfare skills were at lvl1000


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Jagvar
08/20/2013 at 15:28

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Yeah well he's 3 and we didn't catch him the first time. It's hard to really punish him the next day. I'm pretty sure he's made the connection with it being a bad thing now.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/20/2013 at 15:29

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I crashed my bike into my mom's Camaro and broke a tail light I was grounded from my bike for a week.


Kinja'd!!! Wave Motion Gun > CalzoneGolem
08/20/2013 at 15:35

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Trying to finish that hamster, huh?


Kinja'd!!! ZeroOrDie - Powered By MZR > CalzoneGolem
08/20/2013 at 15:35

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Soul Scratcher Strikes Again! Read all about it! EXTRA! EXTRA!

It'll buff out.

Are you going to cut the door out and put it on the fridge?

And I am out of jokes. Dang.

I do remember dragging my bike past my moms mini van. Running a 13'' deep scratch down the side. She was...a little upset.


Kinja'd!!! Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > Casper
08/20/2013 at 15:36

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You and me both....


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Wave Motion Gun
08/20/2013 at 15:38

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It kinda looks like he drew a mustache on the car.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > CalzoneGolem
08/20/2013 at 15:38

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hahahahaha... I have to ask....

...was it....

GROUNDED TO THE GROUND???????


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/20/2013 at 15:40

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Missplaced 'Yota joke?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > ZeroOrDie - Powered By MZR
08/20/2013 at 15:41

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Whatever doesn't buff out will get covered with oversize novelty band aid stickers


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > CalzoneGolem
08/20/2013 at 15:42

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misplaced? now I'm confused too, lol.


Kinja'd!!! ZeroOrDie - Powered By MZR > CalzoneGolem
08/20/2013 at 15:42

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What would you be more made about drawing on the truck or drawing on the soul?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > ZeroOrDie - Powered By MZR
08/20/2013 at 15:44

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Soul for sure. The amount of money it represents it way more than the truck could ever be. Plus, it is not like the truck's body is that nice.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/20/2013 at 15:46

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I said I ran into my mom's Camaro with a bike. Not Camry not Corolla.


Kinja'd!!! Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > CalzoneGolem
08/20/2013 at 15:48

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lol I was saying that since you were grounded you were more grounded to the ground.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs
08/20/2013 at 15:49

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Oh yeah, duh I get it now.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem
08/20/2013 at 15:58

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That's actually not a bad idea. Show your son that he "hurt" the car, and it now needs a band-aid much like when he falls and scrapes his knee.

Might be something his 3yo brain can comprehend.

Or not. My youngest is 5 and still can't put 2 and 2 together some times.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Takuro Spirit
08/20/2013 at 16:03

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Some times he can't put 2 and 2 together but sometimes he'll figure out the square root of the hypotenuses and surprise us all.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > CalzoneGolem
08/20/2013 at 16:03

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"Soul Scratcher" sounds like a good name for a horror film.


Kinja'd!!! Takuro Spirit > CalzoneGolem
08/20/2013 at 16:06

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Just make sure you get that on video, and not record your cans of Pepsi. Red Pop. W/E.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Leadbull
08/20/2013 at 16:07

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Right, that's going to be his title from now on.