Seriously?

"The Jevans" (thejevans1) 08/19/2013 at 14:59 • Filed to: None

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I was surrounded by many empty spots, and you had to pick the one right next to my driver door and park terribly. Way to go, man. Good thing I'm not 6'4" and I'm not sore from lifting yesterday. Oh wait... dammit.

William Byrd > The Jevans 08/19/2013 at 15:00

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Damn Maryland parkers! :)

Takuro Spirit > The Jevans 08/19/2013 at 15:06

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They left the window open. Poop in it.

AbigGRNboot > The Jevans 08/19/2013 at 15:07

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > The Jevans 08/19/2013 at 15:09

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soap the windshield.

AddMustard > The Jevans 08/19/2013 at 15:17

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They appear to be in dire need of some foot-shaped door dings. On their hood.

Kudos to you for your A-PLUS WOULD PARK AGAIN parking job, that is a thing of beauty. You couldn't be more parallel if you used a protractor or something. A compass. Idk math is hard.

Destructive Tester > The Jevans 08/19/2013 at 15:17

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If its any consolation, since you neglected to blur the offender's plate I'm sure the retribution will be swift and childish...

AddMustard > AddMustard 08/19/2013 at 15:18

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PARALLELOGRAMS !!!!

AddMustard > AddMustard 08/19/2013 at 15:22

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PARALLELOGRAMS !!!!

shpuker > The Jevans 08/19/2013 at 15:33

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People are stupid. Nuff said.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > The Jevans 08/19/2013 at 15:34

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You're 6'4 and you lift. Just wait outside to kick their ass, or at least give the death glare as they walk to the car.

Leadbull > The Jevans 08/19/2013 at 15:34

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"Quit being so tall, then!"

-a short person

The Jevans > AddMustard 08/19/2013 at 15:39

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Thank you. I'm very proud of the fact that I can park like a DECENT FUCKING HUMAN BEING.

The Jevans > Takuro Spirit 08/19/2013 at 15:39

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I don't think that would clash very well with my political campaign.

maximillious > The Jevans 08/19/2013 at 15:39

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The TC in the background looks jealous... of your monotone paint...and regular suspension.

The Jevans > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner 08/19/2013 at 15:40

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You're making lots of good points here...too bad I already left.

The Jevans > Leadbull 08/19/2013 at 15:40

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Quit being part of the problem.

Leadbull > The Jevans 08/19/2013 at 15:45

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For the record, I am 6'3". Short people tell me this all the time, and it bugs me to no end.

The Jevans > maximillious 08/19/2013 at 15:46

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hahahaha...and sense of class when modifying.

Takuro Spirit > The Jevans 08/19/2013 at 15:47

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....well don't tell him YOU did it.

The Jevans > AbigGRNboot 08/19/2013 at 15:47

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Indeed

Leadbull > The Jevans 08/19/2013 at 15:47

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For the record, I am 6'3". Short people tell me this all the time, and it bugs me to no end.

ncasolowork2 > The Jevans 08/19/2013 at 15:51

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Leave a note. I'm 6'4" and did my best to get in my car without dinging your door. I apologize if I left a mark.

The Jevans > ncasolowork2 08/19/2013 at 15:52

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I'm confused. Do I write before or after I take a hammer to the windshield?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > The Jevans 08/19/2013 at 15:58

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DAMN!

GreenN_Gold > The Jevans 08/19/2013 at 16:07

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I would have folded the mirror closed as a harmless inconvenience and taken advantage of the open window to leave a nasty note.

Brian, The Life of > The Jevans 08/19/2013 at 16:10

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Print these and use when called for.

The Jevans > Brian, The Life of 08/19/2013 at 16:12

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I had these, but used them all. I should get more.

The Jevans > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 08/19/2013 at 16:16

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That's too passive-aggressive. I prefer "screwdriver the roof"

The Jevans > William Byrd 08/19/2013 at 16:17

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I'm glad I don't follow the trend, but I wish more people would pay attention, too.

The Jevans > Destructive Tester 08/19/2013 at 16:17

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I can only hope

simpleisbest > The Jevans 08/19/2013 at 16:30

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I'm 6'4" too. I understand your irritation. One time this happened to me and I lost my cool. I slammed my car door repeatedly into the passenger side door of the offending car. I left a six inch tall, one inch wide scrape and dent combo that I hoped would deliver my message. Should I have done that? No.

The Jevans > simpleisbest 08/19/2013 at 16:32

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We all have our bad days.

Firewrx234 > GreenN_Gold 08/19/2013 at 16:52

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You are like my passive aggressive twin! I do that!

GreenN_Gold > Firewrx234 08/19/2013 at 17:00

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Fear me for I will leave an unpleasant note on your car!