Help Me Make the Official Jalopnik/Oppo Symbols

Kinja'd!!! "twinturbobmw" (twinturbobmw)
08/15/2013 at 14:47 • Filed to: Oppositelock

Kinja'd!!!0 Kinja'd!!! 22
Kinja'd!!!

Every state in the U.S. has symbols such as flag, bird, flower, etc. Now I want to make one for Jalopnik. Could you guys help me out?

I've already made this:

Official RWD: Mazda MX5

Official AWD: ????? (Possibly Audi RS6 Avant)

Official FWD: ????? (Possibly MK1 Golf GTI)

Official Animal: Corgi

Motto: ???? ("If in doubt, flat out" is my suggestion)

Flag: ????? (I was thinking the Oppo Logo)

Please help and come up with more official items!

Edit: I will add suggestions here:

Motto : Simplify and add lightness

Bird: Firebird

Food: Donuts

AWD: Audi RS2


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > twinturbobmw
08/15/2013 at 14:50

Kinja'd!!!0

Kake Bake was making some Oppo flags/etc. a while back, but I don't really remember what he came up with.


Kinja'd!!! Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > twinturbobmw
08/15/2013 at 14:50

Kinja'd!!!3

"Official Animal: Corgi" Fuck yes.

Also Jalopnik has a slogan, its Drive free or die.


Kinja'd!!! twinturbobmw > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
08/15/2013 at 14:51

Kinja'd!!!0

I remember a post long ago about how we should have a flag. Maybe that was Kake.


Kinja'd!!! twinturbobmw > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis
08/15/2013 at 14:51

Kinja'd!!!0

Yea, but we need something better than that!


Kinja'd!!! Sn210 > twinturbobmw
08/15/2013 at 14:53

Kinja'd!!!0

National Anthem: "Cars" by Gary Numan (I'm only half serious)
State bird: firebird
Official food: donuts (get it?)


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > twinturbobmw
08/15/2013 at 14:54

Kinja'd!!!0

Today it seems to be "Fucking Front Page Change Fuckheads"

But, Simplify and Add Lightness


Kinja'd!!! RS Hole, I forgot my password for 8 months > twinturbobmw
08/15/2013 at 14:57

Kinja'd!!!0

" IF in doubt, flat out" -Colin McRae
AWD Subaru


Kinja'd!!! A Self Loathing Mustang Guy > RS Hole, I forgot my password for 8 months
08/15/2013 at 15:00

Kinja'd!!!0

A Legacy GT, to be exact. It's the adult STI.


Kinja'd!!! Casper > twinturbobmw
08/15/2013 at 15:02

Kinja'd!!!1

Whoa, where was I when the vote was held for RWD. There are too many better RWDs out there to let the Miata people take over. We must resist their fanaticism.

I'm calling in the Datsun people...

Kinja'd!!!


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > twinturbobmw
08/15/2013 at 15:09

Kinja'd!!!0

AWD: RS2 Avant? I think being an Avant, AWD, stealth with a Porsche engine is a good reason to be much more badass.


Kinja'd!!! Leadbull > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
08/15/2013 at 15:30

Kinja'd!!!0

Kinja'd!!!

http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/coat-of-arms-t…

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!


Kinja'd!!! JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > twinturbobmw
08/15/2013 at 15:43

Kinja'd!!!0

For FWD, I would say either a GTi or the new Focus ST...

For AWD, how about the GT-R? Everyone loves it.

Motto should be "The RWD, diesel powered manual transmission shortbus of the internet"

I don't know the rest yet


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > Casper
08/15/2013 at 15:43

Kinja'd!!!1

Miata is always the answer.


Kinja'd!!! Casper > Crocket Bernet
08/15/2013 at 15:45

Kinja'd!!!0

Only to people who haven't had a BETTER RWD car... yeah, that's right, I said it. *suits up*

Kinja'd!!!


Kinja'd!!! TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > twinturbobmw
08/15/2013 at 16:00

Kinja'd!!!0

Don't forget 4wd! a Toyota pickup would be awesome. and how about for RWD, it could be an argument between V6 Mustang, the 86 twins, and the Miata?


Kinja'd!!! Pabuuu, JDM car enthusiast & Italian parts hoarder > twinturbobmw
08/15/2013 at 16:32

Kinja'd!!!1

AWD has got to be a Subaru. And since this is oppo, It should probably be a wagon too. I suggest a Subaru Forester.

Kinja'd!!!


Kinja'd!!! Crocket Bernet > Casper
08/15/2013 at 16:43

Kinja'd!!!0

In my heart of hearts I do prefer the Datsun 510. Just dont tell anyone.


Kinja'd!!! 6cyl > twinturbobmw
08/15/2013 at 20:47

Kinja'd!!!0

FWD: mk2 GTI

RWD: Miata and e30 tie?

Oppo cylinder configuration: Inline 6?


Kinja'd!!! Blondude > twinturbobmw
08/15/2013 at 21:23

Kinja'd!!!0

AWD is the SAABaru obviously.


Kinja'd!!! Jeremy Bloyd-Peshkin > Crocket Bernet
08/16/2013 at 11:07

Kinja'd!!!0

Yeah, yeah, miatas are nice, fun, inexpensive RWD cars. But there's nothing like the feeling of a 2.3L straight six dumping through a 4-speed synchroless transmission straight into the rear wheels of a Datsun 240z. Something else, man.


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/16/2013 at 14:57

Kinja'd!!!1

FWD: Yes, I feel the Focus ST is perfect.

AWD: I would say yes, but not a lot of people like it. They say it is too computerized and not a real drivers car.

Motto: YESSSSSSS!!!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Dsscats > twinturbobmw
08/16/2013 at 15:01

Kinja'd!!!0

RWD: Imma say a turbo'ed FRS/BRZ/FT86

AWD: RS6 avant for sure

FWD: New Focus ST

Official wagon: RS6 or E63 or CTS-V

Motto: The RWD, diesel powered, manual Miata wagon of the interned. (Modified from jqj213's suggestion)

Official factory sleeper: Marauder