Well, there's your problem.

"Formula4speed" (Formula4speed) 08/11/2013 at 13:41 • Filed to: WTF

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Wow, turns out this whole time all this success and personal growth has just been distracting me from what I'm really after:

Here's hoping some sainthearted girl comes along to fix me soon!

Blondude > Formula4speed 08/11/2013 at 13:45

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Hahahahahahaha NO.

There is no way I'm cooking bacon in only a little apron thing like that. Have you ever been hit with rogue bacon grease? If anything I'm wearing a fire suit.

BJ > Blondude 08/11/2013 at 14:01

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Real men cook bacon in the nude.

Real, manly, studly, strong men cook bacon in the nude, standing as close to the sizzling pan as human possible without cooking the sausage.

FelixScout > BJ 08/11/2013 at 14:32

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And proudly pointing to the grease burn scars?

BJ > FelixScout 08/11/2013 at 15:15

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Real men don't show off their scars, they let the ladies go exploring for them.