Bad Joke Thursday

"Saracen" (manualdoucheelitist) 08/08/2013 at 19:14 • Filed to: Bad Joke Thursday

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A cop pulls over a guy.

"Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking?"

"Gee, officer," the man says. "Your eyes are awfully glazed — have you been eating doughnuts?"

davedave1111 > Saracen 08/08/2013 at 19:20

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Things not to say when pulled over by a cop, #381: "But officer, I thought you only did this to black people".

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Saracen 08/08/2013 at 21:55

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"I swear to drunk, Officer, I'm not God!"