Saw this parked in my apartment lot this morning

"Decay buys too many beaters" (decay) 08/02/2013 at 11:53 • Filed to: R8

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A little close to the Ford for comfort, this is well within door ding range.

Dat Engine!

I was a little bit late for work :)

YSI-what can brown do for you > Decay buys too many beaters 08/02/2013 at 11:54

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He has a nicer car than you? KEY IT!! KEY IT NOW!!

Decay buys too many beaters > YSI-what can brown do for you 08/02/2013 at 11:57

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But what if I scratch my key?!? I do not want to have to re polish it.

Joe_Limon > Decay buys too many beaters 08/02/2013 at 12:01

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The v10 certainly fills that glass window better.

m2m, apex detective > Decay buys too many beaters 08/02/2013 at 12:01

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Surprise engine swap? Since he/she's likely a sensible person, he might even appreciate the added economy the Fiesta's engine comes with.

YSI-what can brown do for you > Decay buys too many beaters 08/02/2013 at 12:01

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It is the price you must pay to defend your territory

TheOnelectronic > YSI-what can brown do for you 08/02/2013 at 12:03

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Maybe he should pee on it instead, like a man should.

TheOnelectronic > Decay buys too many beaters 08/02/2013 at 12:04

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Put a note on it:

"Will offer sexual favors/decorative fruit plate for ride"

Decay buys too many beaters > m2m, apex detective 08/02/2013 at 12:06

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Wonder if it would fit in my Jetta? I bet he/she would love the noise of the VW "two point slow" ABA.

Decay buys too many beaters > TheOnelectronic 08/02/2013 at 12:13

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This!

m2m, apex detective > Decay buys too many beaters 08/02/2013 at 12:27

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"Touring is a much more realistic proposition now that it's so much quieter ... I feel like a broken part has finally fallen of or something!"

Sun-Tzubaru - With Zoom-Zoom > Decay buys too many beaters 08/02/2013 at 14:34

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Dragon it when the owner is in sight!

Decay buys too many beaters > Sun-Tzubaru - With Zoom-Zoom 08/02/2013 at 14:39

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If the owner was within sight (and I'm not sure who owns it) I would have jokingly offered a straight up trade for my '97 Jetta.