![]() 12/31/2013 at 13:44 • Filed to: bad ideas | ![]() | ![]() |
You are not buying a used Porsche in a few months. No. Not happening.
" !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! " Ah-ah-ah. NO.
![]() 12/31/2013 at 13:46 |
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Dude... Automatic?!?!
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No wonder is has low miles! LOLZ!
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$3,999? That doesn't seem too b-
>Automatic with overdrive
![]() 12/31/2013 at 14:17 |
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Well, it's brown!
But no way on the auto.
![]() 12/31/2013 at 14:33 |
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Brown! Cookies! Low miles! SHINY!
No on the transmission, though. Just...no.
There's at least two 944s (including a Turbo with the full printed factory service manual) for sale here for $5K and under. (I know because people keep sending these to me...I DON'T NEED ANOTHER ONE. NO!)
![]() 12/31/2013 at 14:46 |
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Damn, I just stared shaking.
![]() 12/31/2013 at 15:02 |
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Wait, you don't need another one?
WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT DID YOU DO WITH STEF?!
![]() 12/31/2013 at 15:05 |
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I need a 911 next.
![]() 12/31/2013 at 15:24 |
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Oh thank god. It really is you.
...Crap, I'd better call the Austin police again and cancel that missing persons report