"Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise" (raveymayveysurprise)
12/17/2013 at 20:14 • Filed to: None
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"Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise" (raveymayveysurprise)
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And I figured out why Range Rovers are so unreliable.
We know it's very functional off road, and it can ford streams up to a certain number of inches that the Land Rover PR people memorize precisely and tell to everyone at auto shows, and it can rescue small children from the jaws of angry mountain lions, but why the hell can't it go to the grocery store without throwing a check engine light?
They're punishing everybody for using them on the road! If you don't see me in three days, it's because J/LR has the SAS after me for revealing their secret.
Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT
> Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise
12/17/2013 at 20:17 |
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I have a shed, should you need to hide you can use it.
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> Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT
12/17/2013 at 20:21 |
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Gladly. I'll clean up and leave when there's heat on me again.
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise
12/17/2013 at 20:26 |
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Land Rover: Follow Your Own Path, or We Will Follow You. Seriously, We Will Hunt You Down Like Dogs. Don't Believe Us? Check Your Dash. CEL Motherfucker. CEL.
TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
> Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise
12/17/2013 at 20:27 |
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Shhh! Dude are you mad!?! We all signed a document... FUCK! Time to fortify the homestead, they're coming..
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> TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
12/17/2013 at 20:29 |
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PS9
> Ravey Mayvey Slurpee Surprise
12/17/2013 at 20:29 |
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I thought it was because britcar.
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> PS9
12/17/2013 at 20:31 |
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That's what they want us all to think!
wizkashifa
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/17/2013 at 20:33 |
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Sneaky Brits, luring me back to them.