Dr. Denton?

Kinja'd!!! "HammerheadFistpunch" (hammerheadfistpunch)
12/16/2013 at 17:54 • Filed to: Mystery Science Kinja 3.0

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Does anyone else ever get the impression that Nick Denton is Dr. Forrester from mystery science theater...and that he's only changing the comments as a mind experiment? Maybe each time he changes the posts go through the roof (from people complaining) and that increases his uniques? Maybe he is just found a formula that makes him money and now he's moved on to social experimentation to satisfy a curiosity? Maybe he's just an accidental genius and doesn't know what to do with his time and money (I know! I'll send a man into space on my private space station with a couple of robots and make him watch movies!). We always have a good time regardless of these little experiments and we always will. Dr. Denton, we get it...you're a mad social scientist...can we just get back to normal?


DISCUSSION (6)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > HammerheadFistpunch
12/16/2013 at 17:57

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The comments are changing because constantly updating the system keeps the programmers employed.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > For Sweden
12/16/2013 at 17:58

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seems like you could do the same by having them fix the problems. There seems to be plenty of work to do in that regard.


Kinja'd!!! MtrRider Just Wants Doritos > HammerheadFistpunch
12/16/2013 at 18:05

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Post pics of sad animals to protest. Do it on every post.

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Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > HammerheadFistpunch
12/16/2013 at 18:09

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But that work means admitting something is wrong.


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > For Sweden
12/16/2013 at 18:10

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ah, I see now.

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Kinja'd!!! Wacko > HammerheadFistpunch
12/16/2013 at 20:37

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I think he is just trying to make it as bad as possible just to see how bad before people leave.