![]() 12/12/2013 at 17:34 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I am a north american red tree squirrel who has secretly made my home in a tree near your room. I have observed you from your window, and as a result, I have gained sentience and have learned to use a computer so that I may disagree with you on the web, causing you frustration and confusion.
This is my sole mission in life. Also, thanks for throwing out that half-eaten pizza crust last Friday. It was tasty, and I need to store food up for the winter.
![]() 12/12/2013 at 17:41 |
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You're a lucky little fucker that my air rifle is broken and my neighbors don't appreciate real guns as much as I do, is what you are.
J/k, red squirrels are cool.
![]() 12/12/2013 at 17:43 |
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My name is nibbles. When you don't give me pizza crusts I survive on stolen pictures from Gawker media websites.
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