Oppo Introductions

Kinja'd!!! "GhostZ" (GhostZ)
12/12/2013 at 17:34 • Filed to: None

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I am a north american red tree squirrel who has secretly made my home in a tree near your room. I have observed you from your window, and as a result, I have gained sentience and have learned to use a computer so that I may disagree with you on the web, causing you frustration and confusion.

This is my sole mission in life. Also, thanks for throwing out that half-eaten pizza crust last Friday. It was tasty, and I need to store food up for the winter.

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DISCUSSION (3)


Kinja'd!!! vdub_nut: scooter snob > GhostZ
12/12/2013 at 17:41

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You're a lucky little fucker that my air rifle is broken and my neighbors don't appreciate real guns as much as I do, is what you are.

J/k, red squirrels are cool.


Kinja'd!!! IDROVEAPICKUPTRUCK > GhostZ
12/12/2013 at 17:43

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My name is nibbles. When you don't give me pizza crusts I survive on stolen pictures from Gawker media websites.


Kinja'd!!! Slave2anMG > GhostZ
12/12/2013 at 19:23

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