"Übel" (ubel)
12/11/2013 at 18:43 • Filed to: None
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"Übel" (ubel)
12/11/2013 at 18:43 • Filed to: None | 4
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Why don't we start our own holiday gift guide, with blackjack and hookers? I'd love to see some legitimate suggestions for Jalop gifts.
I'll start us off with this:
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I've had mine for about a year now and I absolutely love it. Paired with the Torque Pro app for Android & RacingMeter addon, I get real time boost pressure, RPM, what gear I'm in (it calculates it based on RPM & speed), instantaneous & average MPG, along with code reading and a whole host of other great features.
Reigntastic
> Übel
12/11/2013 at 18:46 |
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I want one.
http://www.amazon.com/Spinning-Turbo…
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Biased Plies
> Übel
12/11/2013 at 18:47 |
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Hookers and Blow - ~$Tree Fiddy
May require travel expenses to Amsterdam, depending on your current location. Can be enjoyed in combination with jet-lag and alcohol. Quantities are up to you.
Nibbles
> Übel
12/11/2013 at 18:48 |
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I think all of my suggestions in Mr. Trotter's article are actually good gifts
All except the Grease Monkey card
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Biased Plies
> Reigntastic
12/11/2013 at 18:49 |
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Please tell me it makes cool turbo noises.
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Nibbles
> Biased Plies
12/11/2013 at 18:50 |
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If it does, I need twenty!
Cherry_man1
> Übel
12/11/2013 at 18:51 |
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Bamma Performance Flash Tuner (11-14 GT) $380 (Free Shipping)
Ok I have a bamma tuner for my 2008 Mustang V6 and lemme say. Hell to the yes. I can only Imagine what the GT tuner does for the 5.0L. As some of you know my DD is a Vapor 2008 Mustang 4.0L Auto....Ultimate Slushbox tranny. Well with this tuner, things got A LOT better. I would recomend it to anyone who has a stang and wants to get their hands on some cheap power. I used a 93oct tune on my V6 at the strip and ran a Decent 15.0 @91mph then the next time i was there I was on my 87oct tune and ran a 16.0 @ SLOW AS A ROCK. SO these things work.
Bamma Performance Also offers Free Tunes for life.
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Reigntastic
> Biased Plies
12/11/2013 at 18:54 |
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It makes cool turbo noises!
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Übel
> Übel
12/11/2013 at 18:55 |
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Columbia River Knife and Tool 9200 CRKT Multi Tool $32
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It's a normal pocketknife with a wire cutter, left- AND right-handed bottle openers, and a set of box wrenches cut into the sides. What more could you want? I've got two (Amazon sent me an extra due to me accidentally ordering it to the wrong address. Long story) and I make sure to bring one everywhere. Really wonderful little tool.
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Biased Plies
> Reigntastic
12/11/2013 at 19:01 |
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YEESSS!!! :D
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Übel
> Reigntastic
12/11/2013 at 19:05 |
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Those are cool, but I would kill for one of these:
http://www.turbokeychains.com/ge-s1.html
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Reigntastic
> Übel
12/11/2013 at 19:07 |
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Same shit, different day.
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Übel
> Cherry_man1
12/11/2013 at 19:08 |
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Tunes are ALWAYS great (unless they're not)
Picked one up for my 1.8t GTI from APR a few months ago for $500 and haven't looked back. From 180hp/175ft*lbs on 91 to 215/250 on 93, and with the option to run up to 100 octane. Damn good fun!
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Übel
> Reigntastic
12/11/2013 at 19:09 |
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DAT NOISE
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Reigntastic
> Übel
12/11/2013 at 19:11 |
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I feel like I'm going to hyperventilate often when I have one of these.
KB Garage
> Nibbles
12/11/2013 at 19:14 |
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You had some solid recommendations.
But if someone gave me that card, I'd throw it away in front of them.
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Übel
> Reigntastic
12/11/2013 at 19:14 |
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Get the GE-S1 and use some tubing to attach the blower to your lungs so that you don't hyperventilate. Literally turbocharge your own body!
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KB Garage
> Übel
12/11/2013 at 19:16 |
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I laughed at your gifs for at least five minutes.
Stef Schrader
> Übel
12/11/2013 at 19:16 |
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Ha, some of us have been posting legit ideas to that post anyway. (Patrick's reply is still da bess.) Ain't care. I like this idea, though.
I stand by my Puffalump ($10-$70) and actual carbon fiber truck nutz ($$$???) suggestions. Who doesn't love Puffalumps? Puffalumps = <33333
Also, whoever gets a Skip Barber trip seriously gets my unending envy and...can I just sneak along in your luggage? Thx.
There was a thing in the Porsche mag about Camp4 ($if you have to ask...) : an ice-driving school with 911s. Snow. 911s. HHHHHNNNNGGGGG. If you have too much money, get me this for Christmas.
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Reigntastic
> Übel
12/11/2013 at 19:17 |
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Hyperventilating is over-oxygenation of the body, so not quite, but it'd be neat. I wonder if that would work at the gym...
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Übel
> Reigntastic
12/11/2013 at 19:19 |
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Attach the intake to a bottle of nitrogen. Problem solved. #realnotfakescience
Alex Murel
> Übel
12/11/2013 at 19:20 |
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A new pair of Piloti's.
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Alex Murel
> Übel
12/11/2013 at 19:21 |
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A handle of Ketel One, to clean out my bashed knuckles and then dull the pain.