My name is Humpty...

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12/11/2013 at 15:54 • Filed to: None

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I'm really funny lookin, but thats ok cause I get things cookin'. And I once got busy in a Burger King Bathroom...


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Kinja'd!!! Brian, The Life of > 505Turbeaux
12/11/2013 at 15:58

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Pronounced with an "umpty"

Awww yeah! Thank for that brilliant flashback :D


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Brian, The Life of
12/11/2013 at 15:59

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one of those days today...


Kinja'd!!! quarterlifecrisis > 505Turbeaux
12/11/2013 at 16:00

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You look like MC Hammer on crack...


Kinja'd!!! Who needs sway bars anyway > 505Turbeaux
12/11/2013 at 16:09

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I memorized this just for parties.... its gotten me laid twice. Thanks Humpty dance.

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Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Who needs sway bars anyway
12/11/2013 at 16:10

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good show man! I dont have that talent, but now I wish I did. Dance moves too


Kinja'd!!! Who needs sway bars anyway > 505Turbeaux
12/11/2013 at 16:17

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The only problem is if there are a lot of younger girls at the party they've usually never heard it which usually just gets me stared at.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Who needs sway bars anyway
12/11/2013 at 16:24

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you must be my age...


Kinja'd!!! Who needs sway bars anyway > 505Turbeaux
12/11/2013 at 16:33

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28?


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Who needs sway bars anyway
12/11/2013 at 16:38

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nah 36. I didnt know any 28 year olds were aware of this


Kinja'd!!! Who needs sway bars anyway > 505Turbeaux
12/11/2013 at 16:43

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I was always around the older guys, I picked up a lot. Realistically I am 62 anyways. Try being the only 18yo at a Jethro Tull Concert.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Who needs sway bars anyway
12/11/2013 at 16:47

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haha yup, been that. My ex wife said I was a 70 year old man at 28. I would wake up and putter around the house on weekends, at like 6am. I was glad to go to so many older band's rock shows when I was real young. Sometimes you dont get a second chance to see them