How High can you go?

"Carbyne" (Carbyne)
12/10/2013 at 09:32 • Filed to: Notification

How high can you go/have you gone?

DISCUSSION (33)

THOMAS5 > Carbyne
12/10/2013 at 09:35

240. Goddamn what did you post?

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > THOMAS5
12/10/2013 at 09:39

something like "Mustang vs Camaro"

Hooker > Carbyne
12/10/2013 at 09:39

I left for a few hours and came back to 40 once. It took forever to read them all and respond. It's worth noting that it came from the front page. Apparently, I upset some folks. I went back to hide in Oppo after that.

Carbyne > THOMAS5
12/10/2013 at 09:42

Should I ruin your day and make you look for my post? The sad part of it is that Kinja only shows the first 4 digits on the notification bar. The real number on that picture is even higher...

Jagvar > Carbyne
12/10/2013 at 09:48

Kinja'd!!!

I...I have no idea.

I have no idea what's going on.

Carbyne > Jagvar
12/10/2013 at 09:52

There I recommended and replied to your post. Your high for notifications is officially two.

1337HPMustang > Carbyne
12/10/2013 at 10:01

Shoped. I can tell by the pixels

TurboSloth > Carbyne
12/10/2013 at 10:05

15 has been the highest i've gotten. I'm always on oppo. Seriously. I'm always on.

Carbyne > 1337HPMustang
12/10/2013 at 10:08

Nope here is the full photo -

Kinja'd!!!

I will make a post or reply later showing how I did it...

lepie > Carbyne
12/10/2013 at 10:09

Anon4872 > Carbyne
12/10/2013 at 10:15

I never knew Jalopnik had ads... Thanks AdBlock!

Carbyne > Anon4872
12/10/2013 at 10:17

Jalopnik needs to make money somehow. I guess I'm just one of the suckers.

1337HPMustang > Carbyne
12/10/2013 at 10:17

I was joking you weirdo

Carbyne > 1337HPMustang
12/10/2013 at 10:21

Sorry... *whimper
I am a little weird, how do think I managed to pull off that image........

Dubblewhopper > Carbyne
12/10/2013 at 10:24

The most I ever had was 5, and I thought I conquered the world with that number.

NoahthePorscheGuy > Carbyne
12/10/2013 at 10:28

I'm guessing you just played with Java script and added some string to the end of the url that let you modify everything.

Carbyne > NoahthePorscheGuy
12/10/2013 at 10:31

Way to kill my fun.
I use Firefox so when I got a notification this morning I clicked inspect item. From there I found the display notification number. Naturally I chose I giant number like 9193965743738. Unfortunately, it won't display the entire thing. :(

shpuker > Carbyne
12/10/2013 at 10:39

Shit like 11. That's just insane.

Justino6969 > Carbyne
12/10/2013 at 10:42

Like 27, or something. It was a good day.

Anon4872 > Carbyne
12/10/2013 at 11:16

Gawker pays the bills around these parts.

Carbyne > Anon4872
12/10/2013 at 11:20

How do think Gawker pays for the bills?

1337HPMustang > Carbyne
12/10/2013 at 11:27

that's exactly why you're a weirdo

Anon4872 > Carbyne
12/10/2013 at 11:29

The same way Satan does, with added revenue from clickbait whoring to people without AdBlock.

Carbyne > Anon4872
12/10/2013 at 11:30

Ouch

CalzoneGolem > TurboSloth
12/10/2013 at 11:35

Can confirm: I was one once and so was turbosloth

Anon4872 > Carbyne
12/10/2013 at 11:35

No ouch, much love in oppo. Just I expect that Jalopnik is a relatively small portion of the readership of the Gawker media sites. If i had to guess, its probably in order Gawker>Gizmodo>Deadspin>Kotaku>Jalopnik>Lifehacker>Jezebel>io9

Now off to find a real answer...

Anon4872 > Anon4872
12/10/2013 at 11:39

!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

Carbyne > Anon4872
12/10/2013 at 11:43

I remember about a month ago a post on the other websites highlighting total traffic and commenting. I can't seem to find it though. I remember it was more like Gawker>Gizmodo>Kotaku>Deadspin>Jezebel>i09>Jalopnik

Yah, we were on bottom...

Anon4872 > Carbyne
12/10/2013 at 12:05

Site / Alexa Rank

Lifehacker / 504

Gawker / 571

Gizmodo / 578

Kotaku / 1451

io9 / 1468

Jezebel / 1862

Deadspin / 1954

Jalopnik / 2484

Edit: I cannot get this to format nicely and post in Kinja...

Carbyne > Anon4872
12/10/2013 at 12:24