"Dr. Dingleberry" (thedingleberrydiaries)
12/10/2013 at 08:49 • Filed to: None
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"Dr. Dingleberry" (thedingleberrydiaries)
12/10/2013 at 08:49 • Filed to: None | 1
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Roughly 1.30 am on Sunday here in Mumbai. An Aston Martin Rapide !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! into an Audi A4, sending it into the opposite lane and into a bus. The Rapide then crashes into a Hyundai Elantra, making the latter spin 360 degrees and finally comes to a halt. And yeah, all this while one of its front wheels comes off and ends up on the other side of the road. Okay, crashes like these happen all the time due to ignorant fucktards.
The driver immediately comes out, gets into one of the 2 Honda CRV security cars accompanying the car and is nowhere to be seen. Cops arrive to the scene and sometime later, realise its registered in the name of an Indian conglomerate, owned by !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .
Now, the funny part - Next day, the company issues a statement saying it was driven by a chauffeur who had taken it out on a "maintenance drive" because the car was not used that day, and the chauffeur turned up at the police station !
Wow, chauffeur who gets to take an Aston Martin at 1.30 am for a spin along with 2 SUVs for security. What a nice job!
Icemanmaybeirunoutofthetalents
> Dr. Dingleberry
12/10/2013 at 10:50 |
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Not new at all sadly..
Brian Silvestro
> Dr. Dingleberry
12/10/2013 at 12:00 |
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The Ghost of Oppo
> Dr. Dingleberry
12/11/2013 at 09:48 |
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Being so rich your employees take the fall for you
pauljones
> Dr. Dingleberry
12/11/2013 at 12:09 |
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Never, ever do it in front of me. End of story.
Slave2anMG
> Dr. Dingleberry
12/11/2013 at 13:24 |
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Gotta love the Ambani family....Reliance Industries Ltd....
Utkarsh Shetty
> Dr. Dingleberry
12/11/2013 at 16:01 |
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that was akash baba playing NFS Asli HD.
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Dr. Dingleberry
> Utkarsh Shetty
12/12/2013 at 02:45 |
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Haha good one !
shitheelandtoe
> Dr. Dingleberry
12/14/2013 at 13:10 |
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Chauffeur takes blame - see Aravind Adiga's excellent novel, "The White Tiger". This exact thing happens. OK, minus the Aston Martin.
R W
> Dr. Dingleberry
12/15/2013 at 04:13 |
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lol india. what a fuckin joke of a country and culture.
Manish23mishra
> Dr. Dingleberry
12/16/2013 at 09:09 |
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Wow, chauffeur who gets to take an Aston Martin at 1.30 am for a spin along with 2 SUVs for security. What a nice job!
it is just to hide his Fatso son who sits in every Mumbai IPL match"s.
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Dr. Dingleberry
> Manish23mishra
12/16/2013 at 11:58 |
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I know, right ? Go learn sarcasm.
Poonam Kapur
> Dr. Dingleberry
12/16/2013 at 15:00 |
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Which family is this?
Rajveer Singh
> Dr. Dingleberry
12/16/2013 at 16:03 |
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A huge cover up in the making. We will witness what a fat ugly man, who possesses unimaginable wealth, and has a foothold over the media can do to protect his son. Akash Ambani playing GTA 5 at night with his Aston Martin; gets in trouble but flees scene. TOI, HT, other media and the police are all cowardly pieces of shit unwilling to come out with the truth. We can't let this happen India. Stand up. We can do our bit on social networking sites. Because we the people have the power
Observer of Uranus
> Dr. Dingleberry
12/17/2013 at 05:07 |
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Not his fault, poor little rich fat boy. His enormous bulk probably distorted the space continuum near his anus and caused a cataclysmic failure of the asshole protection mechanism designed to prevent the general pubic from being molested by his gigantic girth.
At least he wasn't driving a cuntinental.
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anon7
> Dr. Dingleberry
12/19/2013 at 00:39 |
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im surprised he can fit into an aston martin