![]() 12/08/2013 at 20:05 • Filed to: Automotive Baking, Cookies, Holiday Ideas | ![]() | ![]() |
Tonight my wife handed me two bags of gingerbread cookie mix and told me to make gingerbread men with my 2 year-old son. What is a gingerbread man and why are we obsessed with having our children to eat small people-shaped treats? "Hey son, bite this little man's head off. Mmmm!"
Instead of traumatizing my son with candy cannibalism, I decided to freehand a few well-known vehicles from the cookie dough.
Before being tossed in the 370 degree oven the dough had more detail and clearer lines, but it appears heat takes a toll on vehicle design. I'll blame pedestrian safety standard for all the soft edges.
Care to take a shot at naming the cars in the photo?
And remember many family events, even simple things like holiday baking, can become a fun trip to Jalop Land - you just have to think outside the (cookie) box.
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Clockwise from top, getting Porsche Cayenne, C5 Vette, Miata, and deformed XR4TI/FordSierra.
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Clockwise from top: Jeep SRT8, Corvette, Miata, E30 M3
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We are going to make a gingerbread crack house.
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Lexus RX, C6 'Vette, A3 Jetta, Miata?
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Parenting, you're doing it right.
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Me and my dad will make it.
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Damn. You're good.
Which Corvette?
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C6 ZR1
or C8 CORVETTE REVEALED!
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Good renderings. Great fun, I'm sure. Go'
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It was suppose to be a C7, but the oven turned it into a C6.
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I'll do it in terms of what they wound up close to. Clockwise.
SRT8 GC, C6 zR1, Chrysler Sebring Convertible, Volvo S70R
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It's a damn good C6.
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Nvm lol I did terrible. :P
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No Volvo wagon? WHAT IS THIS MADNESS!?!
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THIS! IS! OPPO!
(Kicks Blondude into ball pit at Chuck E Cheese)
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miata, C6, alfa 155, and a ford edge?
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I clearly see a 'Vette (C6) and what looks to be a BMW... then a small roadster, maybe a Miata, and the SUV looks like a Ford Edge
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I bought a gingerbread train kit.
CHOO CHOO, MOTHERFUCKERS.
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I've heard those box kits can be years old.
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They sure taste like it.... I don't think you're supposed to eat them after they've been built and sat out all December.
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Yup, pretty much
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These are pretty cool. It's obvious they swelled a bit but you can still definitely tell what they are.
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Merry Christmas or Holidays to ALL!
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1) Mazda Miata
2) 1997 Corvette
3) BMW E36 M3 with aftermarket wheels.
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I guessed Subaru WRX, Miata, C7, and E30. Close!
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I really think the Jeep looks like a Edge, for the same reasons the C7 turned in to a C6.
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I could use a convertible, it's summer this time of the year in theses parts...