"E30Joe drives a Subaru" (325joe)
12/06/2013 at 11:32 • Filed to: None
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"E30Joe drives a Subaru" (325joe)
12/06/2013 at 11:32 • Filed to: None | 1
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This isn't your normal BMW. This mammajamma is the BMW God would drive if he wasn't busy doing God stuff like making universes and crap. In need of the prow to seduce the lady of your dreams? Wanna stick it to the man from a few inches off the ground? If the latter's the case (and it most likely is) then this kickin' car is for you. I bought this car last year and immediately grew a mustache upon taking it for a spin. This car WILL turn you into a man (or woman depending upon the buyer). At the very least you'll be transformed into something, maybe a unicorn (that'd be badass). It's set up to go fast, and go fast sideways. Who doesn't like to get sideway?! Terrorists, that's who. Are you a terrorist? No? Then you need this car. Handling? This car handles like a junior executive CEO. Go around corners like the devil himself is chasing you, and not give a damn! What's that? You like killing it in the twisties? Well I've got some great god dang news for you! This car was built to destroy mountain runs faster than Rosie O'Donell destroys a box of twinkies! It literally oozes testosterone. So much so that its puddling up in the back. Seats? This monster has got 4! One for you, and 3 for the hot @ss chicks that'r gonna be all upon on your business after you buy this car. You're a girl? It works both ways. One seat for you, and 3 seats for those hot @ss dudes you've been trying to hook up with for weeks. sh*ts getting serious! Factory equipped bad ass sound and AC! Fortunately this car has BOTH! Too bad The only noises you're gunna be hearing is the ultra manly engine noises coming from this sweet supercharged, intercooled, 4.0 V8! It's a damn symphony of apocalyptic mechanical death metal! This car has got 1.5 metric f*ck tons of awesome parts. ESS Tuning, AR Design, KW Variants, Volk TE37's, Vorsteiner, Challenge. . .. . .. the list doesn't freaking END! It just keeps going and going, like the energizer bunny on meth! This car has the God inspired 7spd DCT. . . THAT'S RIGHT 7 DAMN GEARS! All capable of causing instant death upon acceleration! What's that. . . You like going fast? Ever tried to outrun 24 police cars, a pack of cyborg cheetahs and 3 helicopters? You need this car. It will go so damn fast that you may very well go back in time. It happened to me once. Just once, but it was freakin amazing! Its like someone took a rocket and opened its mouth and poured steroids down its throat and and threatened to kill its family if it wasn't the fastest mechanical machine you've ever driven. I get it. You're busy, I'm busy, let's not waste time. If you're interested send me a message and I'll get back to you ASAP. You send me a message, I send you one right back. Thats how this works. As a Bonus, I'll throw in my friendship to sweeten the deal. You (the new owner of this bad ass M3) will call me Matty Macro! I (Matty Macro) will sit shotgun regaling you with tales of manly exploits as we sing songs, navigate the treacherous waters of the Tigris, and climb the stony Caucasus mountain pass.
Some info on the car. She is a 2008 BMW M3 (e92 2dr)
67k on the clock.
Alpine white paint
Black Novillo Leather
Carbon roof
M Double-clutch Transmission with Drivelogic
Engine mods.
ESS/AR 700 supercharger 613hp/394q @ 9psi (9k miles with blower)
AR Design resonated X-pipe
AR Design Exhaust
Suspension/wheel/tire:
KW Variant 3 coilovers
Volk Te37's Bronze 19x9.5+22/19x10.5+22 wrapped in Hancook V12's front. Michelin PSS out back
Exterior:
Brushed Steel wrap
Challenge front lip
VRS CLS bootlid
VRS rear deffuser
Matte black kidney grills
Carbon side gills
Interior:
Alcantara BMW ///M steering wheel
AEM digital boost guage
AEM digital EUGO wideband
Car makes 613hp/394tq SAE on 9psi on 100 unleaded.
http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/4227618465…
Party-vi
> E30Joe drives a Subaru
12/06/2013 at 11:33 |
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Good to know it makes lots of power on race gas, but c'mon what're the pump numbers? Also LOL @ torque.
edit: So the ESS 650 kit makes 650hp SAE and this one with 1lb more boost and exhaust makes...less? The hell?
Justino6969
> Party-vi
12/06/2013 at 11:42 |
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Seriously. I've been wanting to ask this for a while now. What is up with BMW torque figures? It seems like everything I see about bimmers has nice hp but terrible torque compared to similar engines. What gives?
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E30Joe drives a Subaru
> Justino6969
12/06/2013 at 11:45 |
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4.0L V8 means those pistons are not moving very far, so not much torque goin on there.
The N54 makes good torque and HP however, rated at 326hp and 332tq from BMW.
If you want torque from a BMW it's gonna need to be boosted from the factory or by you in your garage with a GT35R.
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Party-vi
> Justino6969
12/06/2013 at 11:47 |
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Their turbocharged engines have great torque.
The issue with small displacement V8 engines is they are built with power in mind, and to make this power at the high-end of the RPM scale. They spin up fast and don't need all that low-end torque. 394lb-ft is still a lot of torque, but when compared to the HP number it seems so small.
efme
> E30Joe drives a Subaru
12/06/2013 at 13:52 |
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