Dear weather,

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12/05/2013 at 22:43 • Filed to: Winter is coming

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Please fuck off. I would very much like to go to work tomorrow and not die on I-75. I will report back in the morning, if I survive.


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Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/05/2013 at 22:45

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Good luck out there!

Cincy freaks the fuck out when it snows. You'd think they'd used to it since it happens nearly every winter...


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
12/05/2013 at 22:50

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You'd think they would learn how to drive.
Fixed it for you.
Seriously, people around here will make you know true fear.


Kinja'd!!! MUGENJIBZ > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/05/2013 at 23:00

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Good luck! I'm in Akron so I'm in a similar situation. Although I'm kinda looking forward to seeing how my Dunlop WinterMaxx + WRX combo works...


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
12/05/2013 at 23:35

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Yep. Tri-Countian (countier?) here, and it's supposed to be wonderful for my 6:30 commute over 275/up 71.

Still, the best part of local weather is the snow band map I saw that said Dayton gets it pow right in the kisser, I get around 6", and then the southeast parts of the city get a free showing of The Iceman Cometh.


Kinja'd!!! Bad Idea Hat > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable)
12/05/2013 at 23:36

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Cincinnati freaks the fuck out when it's weather. Really, I use the Paul Rudd line from Forgetting Sarah Marshall at least once a week.