![]() 12/04/2013 at 18:05 • Filed to: What is this I don't even | ![]() | ![]() |
Because !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! is just ridiculous.
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EDIT: Holy crap, he broke 1,000.
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I don't even get it.
Also, according to here , Jalop has the lowest amount of readers compared to all other Gawker sites. Even Jez has over twice the people we do.
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I don't know. Just recommend this comment and see how many recommendations I'll get.
![]() 12/04/2013 at 18:17 |
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I had no idea Lifehacker was so popular.
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not surprised. Jezebel would have a great amount of readers who hate Jezebel but still read it to have something to get angry about.
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Bahahaha, that guy just won the internet.
![]() 12/04/2013 at 18:33 |
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I poke around on Deadspin from time to time and those commenters are
![]() 12/04/2013 at 18:35 |
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I poke around on Deadspin from time to time and those commenters are
And the commenters are what? I NEED TO KNOW!!!
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I'm trying to edit but KINJAAAAAA!!!!!
brutal.
sigh.
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Holy cow! That's really something. I thought I did good with 134. That was just child's play.
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Gah slacker. Pick it up. ;)
![]() 12/04/2013 at 19:21 |
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No kidding.
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*cough from the patient*
"Sir, we're losing him!"
"Doctor, we cannot afford to lose him, he carries important information."
"Point taken sir, but the effects are virtually irreversible."
"The effects of what, doctor? I thought he just had acute bronchitis."
"Oh no. It's worse than that."
The commander cringed. "How do you figure?"
The Doctor, focused on the patient, replied: "We are not sure exactly, but we shall for now refer to the agent as Kinja."
"Kinja?"
"Yes, Kinja." The Doctor hesitated. "Once you make a statement, it may take days until you are allowed in to edit it."
"Is there a cure?" The commander looked concerned.
"No, I'm afraid. Every month, sometimes weekly, it changes itself. Each change it comes back with more violent traits: Editing becomes harder, as does providing photos"
The patient choked for the last time, registering a long beep on the respirator.
"I'm sorry, commander."
"NO! No, this can't be the case. I need to know what the commenters are. Do you hear me doctor? I NEED TO KNOW WHAT THE COMMENTERS ARE. WHAT ARE THEY, DOCTOR?"
The screen fades to black.
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That's what makes Jalop awesome. We're a small community :)