Miss Fourteen Has Joined The Pageant.

"McMike" (mcmike)
12/04/2013 at 17:14 • Filed to: batshitbabes2013

2013 Jalopnik Batshit Babe Contestants

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DISCUSSION (3)

PatBateman > McMike
12/04/2013 at 17:33

I will choose #8, and now I will see what her crime is. One moment.

EDIT: Stalking and harassing an ice cream truck van while in another ice cream truck van!! Now THAT is original!!

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > McMike
12/04/2013 at 20:15

Are we judging beauty or the insanity of the crime committed?

McMike > Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS
12/04/2013 at 20:23

That's the best part. Look at her, read the story, think about it, take another look, think about how many beers it would take.. Think again and read the story..

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