Halp!

"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen) 12/02/2013 at 22:14 • Filed to: None

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Just got texted the following, out of the blue, by a girl who I was figuring out plans with for this weekend:
her: "Is there attraction between us?"

What do I say to that?? I definitely find her attractive and I figure she is asking because she is interested in me, because why else would she ask that?? It's just a strange question to me, haha.

I've known her for like 6 years, car related fact: Last I knew she was driving a white '02-ish Taurus :P

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/02/2013 at 22:16

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Depends on the girl...I'd respond with a cute but smartass question like "Well, what do you think?" then reply to what she says. It has to mean something if she sends you this.

Either that or something like "Depends... do you want a connection?"

Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/02/2013 at 22:16

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Say "Do you want there to be one?" maybe? I dunno, just make sure she gets a better car!

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 12/02/2013 at 22:17

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yeah, it's rather tragic.

Nibby > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/02/2013 at 22:17

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"Depends on whether or not you want me to fix your water pump."

That gen Taurus was known for water pumps failing

BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/02/2013 at 22:18

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Tell her that since you're both physical bodies with mass, there is at least gravitational attraction between you both.

Huh, I'm not very good at giving this kind of advice...

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/02/2013 at 22:18

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lol I ended up texting her that I find her attractive, haha. If I get shot down, oh well. I've got nothing to loose. Judging from the way she acts around me I think I have a chance.

ttyymmnn > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/02/2013 at 22:19

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"You mean like magnetic? Or static? Gravitational?"

Seriously, I wouldn't know how to answer a question like that. In my day, girls asked those questions to your face because we didn't have these iPhone thingies you kids all have these days.

You could play it coy and reply, "Maybe." Or, "What do you think?" Or, "Totally. I have the biggest stiffie right now. Wait a sec, I'll send you a picture..."

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Nibby 12/02/2013 at 22:20

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hahaha, that'd be so creepy, especially if she hasn't had that car in like 3 years and I still remember and she goes, how the heck did you know that thing had a bad water pump anyway?

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/02/2013 at 22:20

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Good for you... I like your confidence... good luck!

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion 12/02/2013 at 22:20

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Yeah, next I'll tell her that I want to play space-ship.

Tom McParland > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/02/2013 at 22:20

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"Don't know.... but the only way to find out is sexy time"

/don't listen to me

scoob > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/02/2013 at 22:21

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"Yes."

PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power > Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur 12/02/2013 at 22:21

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NOPE, unless you want the friendzone, or unless she actually likes you, this will backfire
I speak from experience!
IMO, if you like her, try going with something smart-assy, but not too pushy.
Depends how you're around her.
Personally, i'd go with something allong the lines of what jqj213 said, but put your own twist to it!

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 12/02/2013 at 22:24

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lol, I ended up going all in, maybe this will backfire. But she asked, so I figure I should just answer, she isn't beating around the bush, so why should I?

Oh yeah... Because Girl.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Tom McParland 12/02/2013 at 22:24

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hahaha

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > ttyymmnn 12/02/2013 at 22:25

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Dick pics are the answer to everything. Thanks Brett Favre.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/02/2013 at 22:25

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Thanks, I'll report back. Haha.

For Sweden > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/02/2013 at 22:29

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Don't say anything. Wait for her to write "plz respond."

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/02/2013 at 22:29

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Remember the golden rule

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > For Sweden 12/02/2013 at 22:31

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Haha that'd be smart, I already responded though, I hope it was the right one. But fuck it, it's the response I wanted to give her, if she doesn't like it, I know what I need to know.

dogisbadob > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/02/2013 at 22:32

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These wheels actually look kinda cool, but they'd be even better in white!

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > dogisbadob 12/02/2013 at 22:34

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They probably would look good on a Miata, haha.

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > ttyymmnn 12/02/2013 at 22:37

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/getoffmylawn

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/02/2013 at 22:38

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TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/02/2013 at 22:40

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Tell her that you'd totally sniff her butt hole, bitches love that shit.

/Imbadatthis.

nippon > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/02/2013 at 23:00

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So whats the outcome?

maximillious > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/02/2013 at 23:19

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I'd just be honest cuz if u can't be honest with her then there really isn't anything there.

Stef Schrader > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/03/2013 at 02:17

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Why would she text that?! That's like, serious business. In-person talk type business.

Run away! It's a trap.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/03/2013 at 11:13

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Reporting back: http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/halp-pt-2-1475…

HALP MORE! LOL.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > PetarVN, GLI Guy, now with stupid power 12/03/2013 at 11:13

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Reporting back: http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/halp-pt-2-1475…

HALP MORE! LOL.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > nippon 12/03/2013 at 11:14

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Outcome: http://oppositelock.jalopnik.com/halp-pt-2-1475…

HALP MORE! LOL.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Stef Schrader 12/03/2013 at 11:14

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But she's a very attractive yoga instructor!

Stef Schrader > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/03/2013 at 11:23

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Hmm.

...

That's a very convincing trap.

For Sweden > Stef Schrader 12/03/2013 at 11:26

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Yoga instructors be driving all the auto writers crazy.

Pun intended

ShelbyRacer78-Fusion Modifier > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/03/2013 at 11:51

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Nice car!

HideyoshiJP > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 12/03/2013 at 11:58

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Yoga pantsssss.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > HideyoshiJP 12/03/2013 at 12:26

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:D

They are my favorite pants, besides no pants.

Suuuubaru > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 10/08/2014 at 18:46

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So someone posted stuff about Taurus-driving girlfriends, and for whatever reason I rembered this specific post and had to look it up. Just because I can relate, do you mind me asking how things ended up going for you?

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Suuuubaru 10/08/2014 at 23:34

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Not well. She's crazy! If you'd like more details, let me know, gotta go to bed, haha.