Uh Oh Class, Retard Alert!

Kinja'd!!! "offroadkarter" (04RauderDTR)
12/02/2013 at 13:52 • Filed to: retard alert

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So basically someone I know via the panther platform community has an album on facebook called "marauders". Somehow it popped up in my feed and I saw a gem of a comment I had to reply to, and it just spawned into a full blown retard alert.

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Oh, it gets better though...

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Besides the fact that someone DDing a 97CVPI probably can't afford to buy a new mazda anything, I... yeah

I also like how he likes all his own comments, thats the facebook equivalent of playing with yourself.


DISCUSSION (9)


Kinja'd!!! SaabLife, because Gripen > offroadkarter
12/02/2013 at 13:58

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Huh, he went full retard..


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > SaabLife, because Gripen
12/02/2013 at 14:05

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You know what they say about going full retard


Kinja'd!!! Velocity- Peuguette Connoisseur > offroadkarter
12/02/2013 at 14:05

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I have to deal with this more than I would like to


Kinja'd!!! CKeffer > offroadkarter
12/02/2013 at 14:06

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Um, the Mazdaspeed 6 is a 2100lb car now!?! He's right that it is AWD, but it's AWD with a FWD bias (capable of 100% power to the fronts type bias), plus it weighs closer to 3,600lbs, a good 1500lbs more than his quoted numbers. Though the Speed 6 hasn't been sold since 2007, so he may be able to get a decent one for relatively inexpensive, I highly doubt that it'll be putting down 450hp to the wheels. Especially since I've never seen one get that high without internal work.


Kinja'd!!! ncasolowork2 > offroadkarter
12/02/2013 at 14:13

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I have no idea who was right and who was wrong and who was the retard in that conversation.


Kinja'd!!! offroadkarter > ncasolowork2
12/02/2013 at 14:14

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The guy saying mazda builds a 450hp AWD 2100lbs car might be the clue as to whose the retard here, you don't need to be a car expert to know thats bullshit


Kinja'd!!! ncasolowork2 > offroadkarter
12/02/2013 at 14:15

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I didn't make it that far due to too many numbers in the first part making my ADD kick in.


Kinja'd!!! Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > offroadkarter
12/02/2013 at 14:20

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Kinja'd!!! Hugh Jazz Can no longer Kinja > offroadkarter
12/02/2013 at 15:43

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"Mazda Speed 6 4 cylinder turbo charged producing 450 horsepower"


...If it's anything like the others, it's held together with tweed, bondo, zipties, and elmer's glue.