If anyone is curious what to get me for my birthday today...

"Tom McParland" (tommcparland) 12/02/2013 at 10:41 • Filed to: BRABUS, Benz, wagon

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...since the RS6 Avant is not sold in the US, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! :D With 850 hp and 1069 tq how long do you think a set of tires would last? My guess is like 15 seconds.

Nibby > Tom McParland 12/02/2013 at 10:43

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I couldn't afford you an E63 AMG wagon so I got you this instead. Happy birthday!

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Tom McParland 12/02/2013 at 10:43

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Happy Birthday!

Tom McParland > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 12/02/2013 at 10:44

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Thanks!

ddavidn > Tom McParland 12/02/2013 at 10:45

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Happy birthday! You know I'd love to get two of those wagons, one for each of us.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Tom McParland 12/02/2013 at 10:46

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Have some Car pRon.

505Turbeaux > Tom McParland 12/02/2013 at 10:49

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Happy birthday Automatch. Have a steak cake

Jagvar > Nibby 12/02/2013 at 10:52

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A Geo? You couldn't even spring for a Ford Aspire?

Nibby > Jagvar 12/02/2013 at 10:53

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It's called "Aspire" for a reason, dude. Please.

William Byrd > 505Turbeaux 12/02/2013 at 10:56

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Thats....wow.

William Byrd > Tom McParland 12/02/2013 at 10:59

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Happy Birthday!

Have an RS6 schematic. More full size here .

Tom McParland > William Byrd 12/02/2013 at 10:59

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Neato! Thanks

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > Tom McParland 12/02/2013 at 11:00

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Unfortunately, I can't get you that. But have a happy birthday anyway.

I can get you a picture of something else though:

Wagon, diesel, fast, and lots and lots of torques.

Tom McParland > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs 12/02/2013 at 11:00

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Dat ass! Thanks.

Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > Tom McParland 12/02/2013 at 11:13

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Oh my gosh! Happy Birthday! If I had money, I'd get you something. Sorry to be broke. Hope its an awesome day for you!

Tom McParland > Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD 12/02/2013 at 11:16

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Thanks, no worries. Most of us are broke here on Oppo. :)

BJ > 505Turbeaux 12/02/2013 at 12:01

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I offer this for dessert:

If someone buys you the wagon, will you promise to tour North America with it and take us all for a ride?

505Turbeaux > BJ 12/02/2013 at 12:16

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Yes!!!

Hooker > Tom McParland 12/02/2013 at 12:37

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Happy birthday!!!

Also, would this be suitable as well?

Tom McParland > Hooker 12/02/2013 at 12:37

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Is it a wagon?...is it fast? Wait, I can haz a manual too? Oh yeah!

Thanks!

Hooker > Tom McParland 12/02/2013 at 12:39

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I'll get right on it. Me and the bank will get you the greatest present ever!

Note, drive it fast and drive it hard because when I can't make the payment, they will come for it.

Tom McParland > Hooker 12/02/2013 at 12:40

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Hahaha

Iheartmy365kHonda - Car enthusiasts do like FWD > Tom McParland 12/02/2013 at 13:05

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Hah! LOL! Hope your birthday is a blast though! Don't drink too much!

CarFanatic > Tom McParland 12/02/2013 at 13:11

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People: keep writing letters/emails to Audi of America begging for the RS6 Avant to make its way to the U.S. If Americans would just boycott the RS7, I'm sure we could send a clear message to Audi.

Tom McParland > CarFanatic 12/02/2013 at 13:15

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Boycotting the RS7 isn't going to work because it is a fantastic car. The letters are out there, but the numbers of people who actually could afford and want RS6 are few (I am just in the want category) We have a better chance of getting the RS4 at least that will sticker for under 100k

Stef Schrader > Tom McParland 12/02/2013 at 16:22

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Merry Birthday, poster of epic car-pr0nz.

Man of taste, you.

Tom McParland > Stef Schrader 12/02/2013 at 16:30

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Thanks!

desertdog5051 > Tom McParland 12/02/2013 at 18:14

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I will buy one for you. I will deliver it to you on your birthday.

(4 years from now)

Tom McParland > desertdog5051 12/02/2013 at 18:17

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Sounds fair to me :D