Just look for the guy next to the giant urinating penis...

"Pearson Hurst" (phurst) 11/22/2013 at 18:03 • Filed to: None

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Put myself on the Oppo map...

PatBateman > Pearson Hurst 11/22/2013 at 18:07

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Cool.

*puts on ski mask and latex gloves, grabs pillow case/zip ties/duct tape, jumps into rape van, drives towards coordinates.

area man > PatBateman 11/22/2013 at 18:10

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Haha, I didn't mark my exact address for that very reason. Not that anyone here would do that... we hope...

Pearson Hurst > area man 11/22/2013 at 18:12

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I have literally nothing to steal. I anit skeerd :)

PatBateman > area man 11/22/2013 at 18:14

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Oh, good thinking!

*cusses to himself, pulls van back into garage.

VicVinegar > PatBateman 11/22/2013 at 18:18

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Based on the list of items he brought along in his rape van, I would venture a guess that theft never crossed his mind to begin with...

PatBateman > VicVinegar 11/22/2013 at 18:21

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I left my theft van in the garage.
LMAO

THOMAS5 > PatBateman 11/22/2013 at 18:28

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Screw vans, I'm coming to your house with some chargers and drag'n yo house away

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Pearson Hurst 11/22/2013 at 18:32

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I live in the middle of a small community farm!

PatBateman > THOMAS5 11/22/2013 at 21:51

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Dom?! Is that you?!?!