Little Known Fact #50

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 10/26/2013 at 18:01 • Filed to: Little Known Facts

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The Toyota Solara has a built in Cialis dispenser that is modeled after a Pez dispenser.

Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2013 at 18:04

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If you drive the car on a highway for more than 4 hours you have to see a mechanic.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Lumpy44, Proprietor Of Fine Gif 10/26/2013 at 18:08

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If your gear selector does nothing, that it not you gear selector.

Birddog > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2013 at 18:11

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Sadly, they didn't add this feature to the convertible. Resulting in many disappointed men and several confused ladies.

Brian, The Life of > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2013 at 18:14

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Wait. I thought Solaras were chick cars.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Birddog 10/26/2013 at 18:15

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They thought that it already looked like a bathtub.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian, The Life of 10/26/2013 at 18:16

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And who exactly is interested in the middle aged women who by them?

Brian, The Life of > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2013 at 18:20

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Guys who pack their own Cialis.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Brian, The Life of 10/26/2013 at 19:28

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But you never know when that moment will strike...

Brian, The Life of > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2013 at 20:47

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Fair enough.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2013 at 22:03

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Quick, let the C7 product planners know about this...

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 10/26/2013 at 22:23

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Corvette owners are more the Viagra type.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/26/2013 at 22:42

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Uh huh. And the difference would be...?

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 10/26/2013 at 22:53

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Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 10/27/2013 at 09:11

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Too damn funny. Ok, so it comes down to marketing then. Do ya think the couple in the Cialis spot did it in that tiny-ass rowboat??

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 10/27/2013 at 12:55

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Totally, also Viagra gives you the power do defy nature. Sparks from brass.