Mornings

"Party-vi" (party-vi) 10/09/2013 at 07:19 • Filed to: oppositelock

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What I feel like when I get to work.

Nick, Drives a Cobalt LT > Party-vi 10/09/2013 at 07:22

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Could not agree more.

The positive too my morning already is my grandma gave me gas money.

I don't have to deal with my manager today.

And the halfwit kid I work with is off today too.

Alex87f > Party-vi 10/09/2013 at 07:37

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So you mean that it starts with a lot of enthusiasm?

Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > Party-vi 10/09/2013 at 07:54

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My morning start with flying to dubai to visit my families there. Not bad.

Party-vi > Alex87f 10/09/2013 at 07:57

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Everything is going fine until I get to work - then the shit hits the fan.

Corey CC97, MAZDA DPI IS STILL BAE JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV JOESTACTIV VISIT FLORIDA RACING LIVES FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS > Party-vi 10/09/2013 at 08:00

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I guess you could say that your morning plans
puts on sunglasses
Get flipped around.

Autophile412 - what's the world got in store? > Party-vi 10/09/2013 at 08:01

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I concur. I wake up with the wife and kids and then I have to be sidelined by work all day.

timateo81 > Party-vi 10/09/2013 at 08:34

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A frame-by-frame analysis shows very little opportunity for things to have gone any worse.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > timateo81 10/09/2013 at 09:23

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The giant seagull crapping on the guy's helmet as he climbed out of the wreck got edited out, apparently..

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Party-vi 10/09/2013 at 09:27

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Impressive half-roll there, but you're doing it wrong..

Speed kills. (Porsches)

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Party-vi 10/09/2013 at 10:38

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Water cooled Porsche.

Party-vi > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 10/09/2013 at 10:40

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This wouldn't have happened if he were a purist...

RX > Party-vi 10/09/2013 at 10:43

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I would consider changing my breaking point.

Party-vi > RX 10/09/2013 at 10:44

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A slight adjustment to turn-in wouldn't hurt either.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 10/09/2013 at 23:12

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You, sir, just won the internet.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Party-vi 10/09/2013 at 23:16

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Let's dissect this, shall we? This seems like a noob move, where the guy realizes he's way too fast at corner entry, hits the brakes hard locking up the rears, then smacks the barrier shedding a wheel while performing a perfect half-roll. I hope they had a diver in the water for this.