An Englishman, an Irishman and Scotsman go into a pub...

Kinja'd!!! "Goggles Pizzano" (gogglespizzano)
09/30/2020 at 13:31 • Filed to: None

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...and each order a whiskey. Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the glasses. The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his dram away and demands another . The Irishman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow. The Scotsman reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, “Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!”


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > Goggles Pizzano
09/30/2020 at 13:33

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Ha...I just heard this recently, though the person messed up the end. Was it a podcast or YT video of a tasting?

(Edit: it was on a Whiskey Vault tasting video on YT)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Goggles Pizzano
09/30/2020 at 13:35

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The Welshman started drinking hours ago


Kinja'd!!! facw > Goggles Pizzano
09/30/2020 at 13:36

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The Eng lishman is drinking a pint of w hiskey? I mean it won’t kill him, but it seems like an intemperate decision.


Kinja'd!!! citrus > Goggles Pizzano
09/30/2020 at 13:37

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A pint of whiskey? Damn


Kinja'd!!! Goggles Pizzano > Thomas Donohue
09/30/2020 at 13:42

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I heard Ralf y tell it some time ago.


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > Goggles Pizzano
09/30/2020 at 13:47

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I believe that’s where the Vault guys got it from, as they were mentioning his YT channel as well. (They are fans, as am I)

I was sipping some Glenmorangie Quinta Ruban 14 while watching the malt master’s review of it last night, always an enjoyable tasting with him.


Kinja'd!!! facw > facw
09/30/2020 at 14:01

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I see updates have occurred...


Kinja'd!!! Goggles Pizzano > Thomas Donohue
09/30/2020 at 14:02

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Some years ago I posted a Ralfy Review (70' s Johnnie R ed vs. modern) and there was more than one reply expressing dislike of him personally. I think someone used the word insufferable.

It’s been my (very long) experience with Ralfy that it does take some time to get to know him. If you like whisky and don’t watch him because of his personality, it’s your loss. There’s no one on youtube with as much whisky knowledge as Ralfy.

Also, Scotsman, living on the Isle of Man, and record holder at B onne ville .


Kinja'd!!! barnie > Goggles Pizzano
09/30/2020 at 14:20

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Good one. But I’d have the Irishman berate the fly. My English Mom used to say, “The Scots fight, the Irish drink, the Welsh sing and the English queue.”


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > Goggles Pizzano
09/30/2020 at 14:22

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I can see how/why some would say that. I also watched the Bunnahabhain 12 review last night (with a matching dram! ) and the first 10 min that had nothing to do with the whisky - just some old story about college, a woman author, and rum - that eventually got around to him receiving his first real bottle of Bunna 12 from his father. To me, however, that was the best part of the video. I’ve only started watching him about four weeks ago....Bonneville? I clearly have much to catch up on.

I have added his book to my Christmas Wish List.


Kinja'd!!! Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > Goggles Pizzano
09/30/2020 at 14:22

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This sounds awesome in a Mike Myers “Fat Bastard” voice. 


Kinja'd!!! Goggles Pizzano > Thomas Donohue
09/30/2020 at 14:43

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I too can understand how someone would say that. He can be... :-)x

I had a similar matching dram experience recently. 2 years ago I bought a bottle of Rock Oyster 18 and wasn’t over the moon with it. I thought it was kind of boring. I was surprised when in May I saw the thumbnail for Ralfy’s review of it. Before this there were no English reviews on youtube. I poured a glass, and sat back. He quite liked it. He didn’t completely change my mind, but he opened it.

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If you enjoyed this at face value you’re in for a treat. After years of watching it’s this kind of info that helps put his reviews in context.

Bonneville was a small displaceme nt record. Not too long ago and shouldn’t be too hard to find references as there were commemorative bottles produced and mentioned on the channel .


Kinja'd!!! Goggles Pizzano > Thomas Donohue
09/30/2020 at 14:45

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P.S. Did you know he was an undertaker? :-)x


Kinja'd!!! PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > Goggles Pizzano
09/30/2020 at 15:40

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I love this joke, first heard it ( slightly differe ntly) years ago when watching the movie Crossfire Trail, adapte d from the   Louis L’ Amour novel by the same name.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > citrus
09/30/2020 at 15:52

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As an Englishman, ye’, why not? Saves going back and forward to the bar. Lol. 


Kinja'd!!! Svend > facw
09/30/2020 at 15:53

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As an Englishman, ye’, why not? Saves going back and forward to the bar. Lol.

Saying that, I’ve a two and a half pint tall glass. 


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > For Sweden
09/30/2020 at 16:47

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And the sheep are terrified...


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > barnie
09/30/2020 at 16:50

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The joke is more that the Scott’s are notorious skin flints so anything that prevents them from getting their full half p enny’s worth makes them angry.


Kinja'd!!! barnie > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
09/30/2020 at 18:53

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So they fight for every ha’penny. Yea, that still works . :)