Mark Hamill drops the mic [politerks, I guess]

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Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ttyymmnn
09/30/2020 at 11:09

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Now I want to watch it. It looks horrifying.

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Kinja'd!!! krustywantout > ttyymmnn
09/30/2020 at 11:09

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He also forgot to mention the Last Jedi.


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > krustywantout
09/30/2020 at 11:10

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There’s no universe where the last 3  movies were worse than the prequels.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/30/2020 at 11:14

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I have seen it, and it is every bit as terrifying as they say it is. 


Kinja'd!!! krustywantout > Just Jeepin'
09/30/2020 at 11:16

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Maybe but he wasn’t in those. I n my opinion The R evenge of the Sith was better than Last Jedi . The whole chase scenario in the Last Jedi didn’t make any sense nor did the ending. Rogue One is my favorite of all the movies with Empire Strikes back being a close second.  


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/30/2020 at 11:19

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There’s also this:


Kinja'd!!! My bird IS the word > Just Jeepin'
09/30/2020 at 11:20

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Depends on your definition of worse. Better acted? Certainly. Better story? Not a chance.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > krustywantout
09/30/2020 at 11:21

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The problem with 7-9 is that they are just a repackaging of 4-6. Very few, if any, original ideas. I agree that ROTS is the best of the rest, and that Rogue One is the best Star Wars movie since Star Wars. And Solo also sucked. 


Kinja'd!!! facw > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/30/2020 at 11:21

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You think it’s so legendarily bad that you’ll torrent it and sit through it just for the kitschy nerd cred. I, too, once thought as you did. 


Kinja'd!!! krustywantout > ttyymmnn
09/30/2020 at 11:29

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I was in the Solo sucked team for a while but have recently had a change of heart. The story was a little wacky but I liked the whole dynamic between Han, Beckett, and Qi’ra but Lando stole the show. H aving Darth Maul in the movie was great especially when you combine his story in the Clone Wars/Rebels animated series.


Kinja'd!!! TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
09/30/2020 at 11:45

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There’s a reason no other piece of Star Wars media ever acknowledged it’s existence until the last couple years.


Kinja'd!!! CobraJoe > ttyymmnn
09/30/2020 at 11:49

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I hated Rogue One.

They gave us a cast full of interesting characters with complex story lines, and then killed them all off. Just because, “Hey, these characters didn’t exist in the original movies, and the entire damn galaxy is too small for them to exist outside of those movies.”

Why is the “Noble death” the only story telling method that a character wouldn’t return? One was a spy for crying out loud, he could easily disappear on a mission for years .

And don’t get me started on the laziness of writing the “Ultimate weapons ” in the ROS .


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > krustywantout
09/30/2020 at 12:19

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I still want to know how they put Maul back together again. 


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > CobraJoe
09/30/2020 at 12:21

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None of that character stuff bothered me. It felt fresh, and it felt right. Hard to explain, I guess. And I loved the ending, with Darth Vader being the homicidal badass we all know he is. 


Kinja'd!!! krustywantout > ttyymmnn
09/30/2020 at 12:24

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Magic.... I think. I know the witches had something to do with it along with his ingenuity . If you watch the Clone Wars animated series, it explains most of it.


Kinja'd!!! krustywantout > CobraJoe
09/30/2020 at 12:26

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You are not wrong but we are talking about the Star Wars universe so some of these shenanigans are to be expected.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > krustywantout
09/30/2020 at 12:30

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I’ll ask my son. He’s been binging on the Clone Wars. 


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > ttyymmnn
09/30/2020 at 12:41

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Even watching it at 2x speed on YouTube, it was terrifying.


Kinja'd!!! Khalbali > krustywantout
09/30/2020 at 12:56

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La st jedi was legit my favorite of the newer trilogies. Laura dern ftw.


Kinja'd!!! facw > krustywantout
09/30/2020 at 13:01

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You have to be careful with the Clone Wars series though! It contains Jar-Jar Binks!


Kinja'd!!! CobraJoe > ttyymmnn
09/30/2020 at 13:30

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The ending was great, but Star Wars is a character driven story. Killing off those characters just unceremoniously ends one of the better story lines in the Star Wars universe.


Kinja'd!!! CobraJoe > krustywantout
09/30/2020 at 13:54

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I know that characters come and go, but killing off every “previously unseen” character just because they’re not shown in the movies after it in the timeline, just smacks of lazy writing. Also, giving 8 separate characters a “noble death” makes each individual death less impactful. Also, there are no sympathetic characters left to make us feel the loss.

It’s just, there are better ways to tell the story and to explain the lack of those characters in the “later movies”


Kinja'd!!! Wallaby > CobraJoe
09/30/2020 at 16:24

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“ They gave us a cast full of interesting characters with complex story lines, and then killed them all off. Just because, “Hey, these characters didn’t exist in the original movies, and the entire damn galaxy is too small for them to exist outside of those movies.””

Not really. They killed them off because “Many spies died to give us these plans.” You knew going into the movie nobody would survive. If you expected otherwise then I don’t know what to tell you.


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > Just Jeepin'
09/30/2020 at 17:04

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Correct. The internet is just way way louder now.


Kinja'd!!! Bryan doesn't drive a 1M > ttyymmnn
09/30/2020 at 17:06

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All the king’s horses and all the king’s men.


Kinja'd!!! CobraJoe > Wallaby
09/30/2020 at 17:49

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Not really. They killed them off because “Many spies died to give us these plans.” You knew going into the movie nobody would survive. If you expected otherwise then I don’t know what to tell you.

Not one person left alive to tell the grim tale? Not one person left alive to inspire the rebels into action? Not one person left alive to feel the weight of the sacrifice?

C’mon, there were 6 “good guys” going in to that final battle/info extraction. Only one of those was a spy dedicated to the rebel cause (Maybe 2 if you count K- 2SO) . Plus, there was already the death of a spy earlier in the movie, and the death of all the people in Vader’s hallway.

We had plenty of death to validate that statement. But, we didn’t have anyone left to feel the weight of all those deaths, and that many “noble deaths” in a row just devaluates each individual death.

I just had the feeling early in the movie of “I have never seen these characters before, so they’re probably all going to die”.  I was so pissed off that I was right.