"SBA Thanks You For All The Fish" (santabarbarianlsx)
09/23/2020 at 18:12 • Filed to: None
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"SBA Thanks You For All The Fish" (santabarbarianlsx)
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The internal software systems architecture over at Tesla is a complete house of cards.
The sub-Reddit with anecdotes from former Tesla software engineers is hilarious. It’s sad that Fred can’t synch to his free Roadsters though.
CB
> SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
09/23/2020 at 18:27 |
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Why cars shouldn’t be a “service”.
BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
> SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
09/23/2020 at 18:30 |
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So if the cloud goes down, that means the physical keys don’t work?
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
09/23/2020 at 18:33 |
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“I can’t connect to any of my cars”
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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> BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind
09/23/2020 at 18:37 |
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Yeah, I think it’s so stupid that even the “virtual” key from the phone authenticates via the app. If your app is logged out, I think you are locked out.
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> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
09/23/2020 at 18:38 |
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Yeah, it’s funny—- in theory Tesla owes him TWO Nuevo Roadsters from The Referral Program. AFAIK, Fred’s never bought a new Tesla, only got ‘em for free for pumping the stock.
Wonder if Fred cares that his New Roadsters are years late?
John Norris (AngryDrifter)
> SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
09/23/2020 at 18:38 |
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Stock is still way up. Nothing to see here. Anyone who says otherwise is just some kind of denier / short seller. Move along now.
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/TSLA/
For Sweden
> SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
09/23/2020 at 18:39 |
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Having heard stories about the early days of SpaceX, I believe this.
The Air Force and NASA fixed that company up good they sure did
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SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
> John Norris (AngryDrifter)
09/23/2020 at 18:40 |
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It is funny to see how the market reacted to Battery Day...
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> For Sweden
09/23/2020 at 18:42 |
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They are doing solid work.
I still contend that there have to be days where Gwynne goes home and screams into a pillow for an hour after Elon wandered over to “help”.
ranwhenparked
> SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
09/23/2020 at 18:44 |
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Wait, does that mean it needs a cell signal to work? What if you’re someplace remote, like rock climbing or something, because the Model Y and Model X are active outdoor lifestyle accessory vehicles.
CompactLuxuryFan
> ranwhenparked
09/23/2020 at 18:58 |
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The card (Model 3) or fob (Sand X) should work fine anywhere. Just if you rely on your phone you’re screwed
someassemblyrequired
> For Sweden
09/23/2020 at 19:05 |
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I wasn’t shocked when I was at a conference, probably 2005-ish
where
Musk
blew off a keynote with a bunch of real space engineers in the room. Sent his VP, and ex-USAF guy, who actually knew his stuff. They don’t let M
usk touch anything at SpaceX, best I can tell.
BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
> CB
09/23/2020 at 19:06 |
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This. Or cars as Software, with the usual paywall bullshit software companies have been up to lately. I mean, if I go this right, most of the differences between Tesla’s Trim Levels are softwares features locked behind paywalls, right? And that’s why it’s so important to Tesla that customers can’t mess around in their own cars, because it’s not that hard to crack or circumvent the software limitations?
If so, they’re basically counting on people being attached to an older model of car buying (paying more for actual features and parts that had to be phisically built and installed into a car), so they don’t realize they can actually pirate their way up the trim levels.
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> ranwhenparked
09/23/2020 at 19:07 |
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It’s possible they tweaked the Model 3 implementation, but early on it did require active functionality in The App, which needed to be logged into the servers. In theory that was why it was so important to have the “physical credit card” along, just in case the app wasn’t working.
I thought they re-tooled and released a physical fob as a companion to the Phone App.
DC3 LS, Fuck Hyundai, now and forever
> CB
09/23/2020 at 19:50 |
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Pretty much
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nermal
> SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
09/23/2020 at 20:00 |
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Relevant:
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BlazinAce - Doctor of Internal Combustion
> SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
09/23/2020 at 20:15 |
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Neat, a first world problem I won't have
415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
> SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
09/23/2020 at 22:21 |
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I don’t want a car that has to synch
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John Norris (AngryDrifter)
> SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
09/23/2020 at 22:43 |
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Good point. You can see on the daily chart that most of the loss was well before the network crash. I guess if you have been promising the moon everytime you speak and been very late on your previous promises, and then you show up for your next big event and don’t promise the moon that everyone expects, there is a bit of a consequence.
Th ere is still a lot of moon priced into the stock. You can't justify the pumped up value with just some decent progress. They need to stay on track to rule the world.