Tesla Announces New Trim of Model Y

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09/23/2020 at 12:48 • Filed to: None

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In an effort to compete against the new $39,995   VW ID. 4, Tesla has announced the new trim level for the Model Y:  

Tesla is proud to announce t he all new Model Y Super Ego Edition.

The all new budget friendly Model Y Super Ego Edition will start at $39,994 and will feature 202 HP and will be capable of 0-60 in a blistering 8.1 seconds. This best in class SUV will be available with Full Self Driving and will represent the future of Elon Musk’s vision. With pre-orders already reaching 35 million cars the Model Y Super Ego Edition will be out sometime late 2020.


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/23/2020 at 12:58

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super ego edition?

lol

also are they ever going to knock it off with that full self driving shit?


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/23/2020 at 12:59

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A 200 hp EV with autonomous driving yes please


Kinja'd!!! SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/23/2020 at 13:02

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It’s not a “panel gap”, it’s an inlet for our sophisticated active aero system. Elon thinks of everything.

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Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/23/2020 at 13:03

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Panel gaps within industry standards are a low cost option.

The ‘Modestly Sized Ego’ trim is a little cheaper but is assembled by unpaid interns so you will not get the quality construction Tesla is famous for.


Kinja'd!!! SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/23/2020 at 13:03

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What’s funny about “Full Self Drive” for me?  I ran across an interview of Musk AT THE IPO in 2010...  in which he promised he’d have full self drive on the Model S in 2012.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish
09/23/2020 at 13:10

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tbh...you’d think by now someone would have sued the pants of him for a full self drive that uhh..well..isnt really that

but im sure the devils in the small print


Kinja'd!!! SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/23/2020 at 13:14

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Well it’s one thing to “promise” some BS.... but it’s a whole ‘nuther level of scam artist to actually put vaporware on the price list and take customer money for it.

And, yeah, it’s another plane-of-scuminess to imply that “you should buy it now because the price will continue to go up”.

And then there’s “hey, you need to take a huge car loan out” to BUY FSD so you can be part of The Tesla Network in early 2020— the car will make its own car payments for you!!!!

Really. People did that.


Kinja'd!!! SiennaMan > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/23/2020 at 13:14

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The only people who’ve noticed that it i sn’t full self driving didn’t live to file the suit..


Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/23/2020 at 13:22

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There have been multiple class action suits in multiple countries. But a lot of morons who keep signing up


Kinja'd!!! sony1492 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/23/2020 at 13:35

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This reads like one of ash78's posts


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > For Sweden
09/23/2020 at 13:39

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if it drives itself what do you want 200 hp for?


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/23/2020 at 13:53

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Also referred to as t he Model ‘Why?’


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/23/2020 at 13:54

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I want to get there in a reasonable time.  Also I may need to drive around town if the autonomous features work best on highways.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > For Sweden
09/23/2020 at 13:57

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but... speed limits....and around town even lower speed limits....you really wont need 200hp


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/23/2020 at 14:16

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If I cared about what I “needed” I would buy a bus pass.


Kinja'd!!! farscythe - makin da cawfee! > For Sweden
09/23/2020 at 14:20

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okay...that is a fair point

i still dont really get it tho if its going to be self driving...it basically is a bus pass...minus other people (okay thats probably worth 30 grand)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
09/23/2020 at 14:26

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Also minus waiting in the cold for 20 minutes for a bus that ends up being 30 minutes late.


Kinja'd!!! outrageousking > Thomas Donohue
09/23/2020 at 14:54

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Model “Compete”