Someone trying to flatten my tires!

"Maxima Speed" (maximaspeed) 09/22/2020 at 11:13 • Filed to: shitpost

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This was on the ground near my car almost as if someone wanted me to run over it. I smell a conspiracy!

Wacko > Maxima Speed 09/22/2020 at 11:23

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Just Jeepin' > Maxima Speed 09/22/2020 at 11:43

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I had two flat tires in one week, and I did wonder whether my neighbor who strongly disliked me was dropping nails into my gravel driveway.

PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > Maxima Speed 09/22/2020 at 12:07

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You dodged a bullet there.

P retty sure the Lego brick is the sharpest thing known to modern man.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Just Jeepin' 09/22/2020 at 12:20

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Earlier this year I was saved from running over some nails in the road by a pedestrian shouting, “naaaaa s, naaaaa s, naaaaa s.” Took me second to decipher the accent but I en ded up with all tires intact.

Brickman > Maxima Speed 09/22/2020 at 12:22

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*hides behind dumpster

Maxima Speed > Brickman 09/22/2020 at 13:54

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415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Maxima Speed 09/22/2020 at 14:39

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Taylor Martin > Maxima Speed 09/23/2020 at 17:56

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I’ll see your lego brick and raise you a fork. Didn’t happen to me, but happened to a friend. We came out of a restaurant and someone left a metal fork right next to his car (probably from the restaurant, though why is a mystery).