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"hillrat" (hillrat) 09/10/2020 at 09:10 • Filed to: MeetingZombie Word Salad

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. . . .the slides from this word salad meeting on data strategy. They are truly awful.

Just Jeepin' > hillrat 09/10/2020 at 09:21

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Next time bring a buzzword bingo card to the party and make sure everyone knows when you’ve won.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > hillrat 09/10/2020 at 09:36

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I don’t care to admit how many of these I’ve se en on a daily basis.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > hillrat 09/10/2020 at 09:46

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Reminds me of the “Jabberwocky” project in Better Off Ted. If you haven’t seen that show before, put it on your watch list. I had some coworkers who jumped ship from Dow Chemical who recommended it and said that the Jabberwocky episode was basically every project they worked on for trade shows and investor presentations. 

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > hillrat 09/10/2020 at 09:54

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Are you synergizing?

hillrat > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 09/10/2020 at 10:09

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I used to watch that show but I don’t remember that episode. Yeah, there’s a lot of that; slides, buzzwords, and “concepts” but very little substance.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > hillrat 09/10/2020 at 10:09

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Thank you for your service...

t0ast > hillrat 09/10/2020 at 10:42

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Right there with you. I was informed recently that we are and/or will be “aligned to support a systems-thinking framework” and “driving scalable market impact” with a “development system that is both flexible and predictable”.

hillrat > t0ast 09/10/2020 at 10:48

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JFC . . . .