Pardon the spam, but Holy Lord: look at this abomination.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 09/08/2020 at 23:50 • Filed to: Seent

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atfsgeoff > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/08/2020 at 23:54

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I’ve seen worse, to be honest. At least it’s unique.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/08/2020 at 23:57

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I know, those dodge vans are gross POS’s

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/08/2020 at 23:58

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Ooh yeah, aren’t those made by Excalibur ? I never understood the appeal. 

facw > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/08/2020 at 23:59

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Tow that thing to the impound lot! If you’re going to park in the crosswalk, at least do it with a non-hideous car.

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 09/09/2020 at 00:05

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I was thinking Zimmer, but either way, U.G.L.Y.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Dead_Elvis, Inc. 09/09/2020 at 00:06

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I’m no expert, I know they made some ugly half classic abominations, could there have been demand for more that one back then!

Yeah maybe not Excalibur , they seem to have square rear windows.

Dead_Elvis, Inc. > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 09/09/2020 at 00:07

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I’m not willing to stare at it too long, for fear of retinal damage.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/09/2020 at 00:09

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They say never shoot a dead horse, this is the exception.

fintail > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/09/2020 at 00:09

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I think this might be a “Tiffany”, based on an 87-88 Cougar.

(I had a slight fascination for neoclassics when I was a kid - didn’t really want one, but found them interesting.   OK, so I kind of liked the Series IV Excalibur).

onlytwowheels > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 09/09/2020 at 00:11

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I believe that one is a Tiffany.

https://www.fastlanecars.com/vehicles/173/1988-tiffany-classic

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > onlytwowheels 09/09/2020 at 00:14

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Oh man, that means there were at least three companies making this shit. 

onlytwowheels > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 09/09/2020 at 00:33

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I know of several more.

This guy sells many of them:

https://www.bobsclassics.com/whatsin.htm

ranwhenparked > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 09/09/2020 at 00:42

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Many more than that, at least a dozen in the 70s and 80s, with widely variable quality.

Chariotoflove > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 09/09/2020 at 00:47

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There’s the comment I was scrolling for.

Chariotoflove > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 09/09/2020 at 00:47

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There’s the comment I was scrolling for.

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 09/09/2020 at 00:47

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They say that?

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > ranwhenparked 09/09/2020 at 00:53

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Well back then I think I just called them all Excaliburs , there was no internet. But I bet there were ads in the back of car magazines. I guess I just didn’t want to know. There weren’t many in Hawaii for me to see anyway, I can only remember a couple. 

barnie > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/09/2020 at 00:57

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I’m thinking that there is a Fast and Loud episode wherein Charlie Pride ( country singer) brought his to them to fix some wreck damage. After some footage of looking into it, t hey turned him down cause cost to fix far outweighed value. In its day it was just gawdy, now it’s a monstrosity .

ttyymmnn > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) 09/09/2020 at 01:36

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One man’s trash is another man’s treasure. 

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 09/09/2020 at 05:09

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You should never shoot the horse you are riding either. A family friend told me this some  years after doing it himself by mistake.

My bird IS the word > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/09/2020 at 06:25

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Didn't realize people actually drove those.

krustywantout > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/09/2020 at 07:00

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I raise you:

https://boston.craigslist.org/bmw/cto/d/holliston-2012-custom-hand-built-sports/7190778884.html

Urambo Tauro > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 09/09/2020 at 07:16

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Hey don’t talk about the ProMas turd that way

haveacarortwoorthree2 > krustywantout 09/09/2020 at 08:12

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< Takes a breath>

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gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 09/09/2020 at 08:22

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the dumbest things I ever heard at a car show was this 40yo woman looking at one and going “this is when cars were cars” it’s like that Lewis black sketch of “ if it wasn’t for my horse I’d never of gone to college.”

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 09/09/2020 at 08:45

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Oi, I like the ProMaster City, mostly because it’s just a FIAT Doblo in disguise! :)

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > haveacarortwoorthree2 09/09/2020 at 10:50

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Wait, no, the interior is actually very well done. It might claw that price back with the striking avant garde dash arangement.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > gmporschenut also a fan of hondas 09/09/2020 at 10:52

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This comment needs more stars. Hahaha, yeah, right, this was from when cars were crude gaudy interpretations of older cars. Too bad we can’t have that anymore. 

krustywantout > haveacarortwoorthree2 09/09/2020 at 11:00

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He knows what he’s got!

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > krustywantout 09/09/2020 at 11:03

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Lol.  What a fuckin nutter

superdave847 > krustywantout 09/09/2020 at 23:17

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It’s an auto?????