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09/08/2020 at 19:48 • Filed to: None

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Kinja'd!!! Merkin Muffley > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/08/2020 at 19:56

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There’s a really interesting theory floating around about Softbank’ s speculation being a primary driver of the run-up to the i ndex inclusion. With a thumb+s down from the Board... TSLA takes a huge tumble.

More derivatives, more market grief.


Kinja'd!!! ClassicDatsunDebate > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/08/2020 at 20:10

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it feels like umami tastes


Kinja'd!!! Dead_Elvis, Inc. > ClassicDatsunDebate
09/08/2020 at 20:43

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Next-level synesthesia


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/08/2020 at 21:00

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The haha should be directed at shareholders, not Musk. He DGAF about the drop. Insiders know it’s overpriced and it was part of the reason th e company sold shares (which was in turn part of the reason for the drop).


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/08/2020 at 21:14

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One one hand hahaha sad elon musk, but on the other this just shows how stupid the stock market is that a companies’ index can be swayed so drastically because some group of randos didn’t include it on their middle-school list of Top Ten Most Fuckable Companies


Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
09/08/2020 at 21:19

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The stock market has no relation to reality.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
09/08/2020 at 21:21

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It's literally just a big popularity contest