Forever grateful for the E38 and forever astounded at just how much they absolutely ruined the 7 Series after it (E65 gen)

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09/06/2020 at 17:13 • Filed to: Totally not biased, bangle, My crazy uncle's E38 is now mine

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Like seriously, w hat the fuck is that? The build quality and overall design was cheap and shitty, it was worlds more unreliable, and did I mention how horrendous it looked? The E38 looks so much more sleek, muscular and handsome than that amorphous blob of a vehicle. Not even the facelifted E65 looks better than the E38. The only good thing to come from that gen was the Style 95s that my car sits on right now. Everything else, both pre and post facelift is just one big two pack of ASS. /rant


DISCUSSION (27)


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
09/06/2020 at 17:24

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I feel your pain.


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
09/06/2020 at 17:24

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E38 short wheelbase sport pkg is the pinnacle. My dad had an E32 735 when I was probably 9-10 years old which is really what turned me on to the their cars in the first place. Still,  not as pretty and not as powerful as an E38 . E65 to present you can keep...

I passed on a Royal Red E38 manual swapped a few years ago and always wonder...


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
09/06/2020 at 17:29

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BMW fans debate whether the peak 3 series was the E30, E36*, E46 or even E90.

Pretty sure there’s zero debate about the 7 series.  

*E36 is great candidate if you ignore the whole S50 controversy anyways 


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Just Jeepin'
09/06/2020 at 17:31

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For a time in the late '90s/early '00s "make it look more modern" meant the same thing as "make it look bulbous and cartoonish"


Kinja'd!!! QCGoose > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
09/06/2020 at 17:35

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There hasn't been an attractive 7-Series since 2001, nearly 20 years. Wow...


Kinja'd!!! Just Jeepin' > ranwhenparked
09/06/2020 at 17:44

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Not just then.

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Kinja'd!!! Tripper > WilliamsSW
09/06/2020 at 18:02

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E36 is the best one to buy E46 is the best one to own 


Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > Just Jeepin'
09/06/2020 at 18:04

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The big wheels really kill any chance of replicating some of those important character lines on the original


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > Tripper
09/06/2020 at 18:04

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Probably true. But part of the reason E36s are cheap is that every one I see is trashed. 


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
09/06/2020 at 18:08

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My uncle has his E38, he just never wanted a different one after it. His is silver. He does have have a new X5, his E38 is like new. 


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > WilliamsSW
09/06/2020 at 18:10

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They were all very good for their time and different with each gen but in a good way. They’re all on the same level of prestige and greatness and in the end the one you’d choose to own comes down to personal preference and tech requirements and all that, one isn’t really better than the other in terms of driving experience though imo


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
09/06/2020 at 18:11

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I had a stroke trying to read this but nevertheless I agree


Kinja'd!!! slipperysallylikespenguins > WilliamsSW
09/06/2020 at 18:15

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There is some debate in the 7 series community between the e32 or e38. Everything else is never spoken of.


Kinja'd!!! Danger Ranger XLT > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
09/06/2020 at 18:21

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I’ve grown to tolerate the E65, but I know multiple people who legit collect E38s. And a in’t nobody out here collecting E65s.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > slipperysallylikespenguins
09/06/2020 at 18:29

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I always forget the E32 because I never see them anymore. That was the first 7 series that I drooled over - specifically the 750il.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
09/06/2020 at 18:30

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The weight and complexity grew with each generation, but they all had great character.   I’m a little biased since I’ve owned an E46 for 20 years now, myself.  


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
09/06/2020 at 18:31

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i drove by a new 745e and that whale grille is disgusting


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Nibby
09/06/2020 at 19:22

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Embrace the grille, it is our future

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Kinja'd!!! itranthelasttimeiparkedit > Tripper
09/06/2020 at 19:23

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Is the the M7 the guy on bimmerforums built? car looks amazing.

the e60 and e90 actually aged pretty well, not sure how the 7 series was such a shit show. Looks worse every year too


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > itranthelasttimeiparkedit
09/06/2020 at 19:44

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Im not sure, the transmission swap on the one I drove was done by a local shop. I knew some people that knew some people that knew of its existence.

He wanted more cash than I had at the time and it wasn’t a car I loved so much that I’d take out a personal loan to covet the gap.


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
09/06/2020 at 20:48

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*cries in kidney beans*


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
09/06/2020 at 23:03

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E65 looks ok from the front but it was the arse end the was fucking horrible to look at 


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
09/06/2020 at 23:03

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Ew


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
09/06/2020 at 23:11

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I’m a huge Chris Bangle fan, an a bit biased being an e90 owner., but I do like the Bangle 7 too. Altho the z4 coupe is the best thing he did. Or maybe the e61.

The 7 is peak Bangle Butt and I think it’s ages we’ll

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Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > pip bip - choose Corrour
09/07/2020 at 12:09

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Quite the opposite for me. The front and damn near everything else is horrible but the back is the only barely tolerable thing there, that said it's still pretty bad


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
09/07/2020 at 12:12

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E90 isn’t bad looking, and if I had to choose an angle on the E65 it would definitely be the back. The rest of the E65 is complete dog though, as well as the 6 Series of the time. All in all I greatly prefer pre 2001 BMWs over post  even though towards the end they started to get much better but that's just me


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
09/07/2020 at 12:23

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The 6 was a swing and a miss. But the old shark nose 6 is pretty much the only good looking one.

I love older BMW, but I also like almost everything up to  the last like 5 years.