How to “Fix” the Grand Wagoneer

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 09/03/2020 at 22:03 • Filed to: None

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Step one change the grille for 7 bars to this

Step 2: Change the name to Chrysler Aspen. You know this thing.

As a fallow up from this it’s not so bad, and honestly a lot of the design language makes still makes sense.

As a Grand Wagoneer it’s a huge disappointment, as an Aspen it just works.

ranwhenparked > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/03/2020 at 22:15

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Step 3: design a completely different v ehicle and call it Grand Wagoneer.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/03/2020 at 22:15

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this almost happened once upon a time.

Urambo Tauro > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/03/2020 at 22:27

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Corporate grilles... ew.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Urambo Tauro 09/03/2020 at 23:15

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The wagoneer never had the corporate grille and that's why this is such a travesty. 

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > ranwhenparked 09/03/2020 at 23:41

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And do what the Bronco did but like dis.

LongbowMkII > Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer 09/04/2020 at 00:15

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So dodge grill and turn the door handles sideways?

Nick Has an Exocet > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/04/2020 at 03:52

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The interior is fine, maybe? Nah. Who am I kidding. This thing should have been Range Rover competitor or a Defender competitor. It’s just enough fat giant SUV with blah styling an interior that will rattle before it gets to the lot.

old-busted-hotness-still-cant-comment > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 09/04/2020 at 05:54

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While I don’t love the look of the thing, I applaud the move to a small grille. They could easily have Silverado’d the thing and people would line up to buy it.