What Modern Car/Truck/SUV/etc Deserves Angry Eyes?

"way2blu does a rev update" (way2blu) 09/03/2020 at 13:19 • Filed to: Indignation, rage, stress, anger, angry eyes, jeep, porsche, hangry

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We’re all familiar with the Angry Jeep eyes that are so popular now. If you had to put angry eyes on a car, what would you pick?

I’d make the Porsche 911 Angerrera Tarrgha pictured at the top.

Which car deserves to look angry?

Spanfeller is a twat > way2blu does a rev update 09/03/2020 at 13:26

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cars that were forecasted to sell  better than they did. Like the 8er

Just Jeepin' > way2blu does a rev update 09/03/2020 at 13:28

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None. No car deserves such a cruel fate. Not even Hummers, those ill-begotten slabs of wasted dreams.

HammerheadFistpunch > way2blu does a rev update 09/03/2020 at 13:29

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None.  No car deserves this.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > way2blu does a rev update 09/03/2020 at 13:31

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Domestic trucks because all of their owners are filled with hate

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > way2blu does a rev update 09/03/2020 at 13:32

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I recently saw a C7 with these headlight covers and I actually kind of like them. Looks a little 458 Italia-ish

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast 09/03/2020 at 13:35

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I don't like em...too angry for me

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 09/03/2020 at 13:40

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Yeah, I get it. I don’ t think I would pay actual money for them, but if I bought a C7 that had them on there, I might leave them... for a little while at least, haha

atfsgeoff > way2blu does a rev update 09/03/2020 at 13:41

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None. I would like to see someone apply them going the other way, to make innocent headlights

PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > way2blu does a rev update 09/03/2020 at 13:48

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None, This trend of adding crap on top of headlights is terrible and needs to die. It is worse than the eye lashes for the VW Bee tles.

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 09/03/2020 at 13:59

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That explains the current Silverado design...

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast 09/03/2020 at 13:59

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Ya, i mean i like the fixed C5.R lamps than popups on my C5 so maybe I'm not the best person to talk about lamp designs ¯\_()_/¯

Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > way2blu does a rev update 09/03/2020 at 14:03

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Jeep Cherokee. I’ll sell them myself for $100 a piece and they’ll sell like crazy to jeep bros who’s wives didn’t let them get a Wrangler.

I know what you’re thinking. “Where would the stickers even go? they’d be thin as hell” Exactly, raw profit selling strips of sticker that have fake carbon fiber pattern for $100

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > way2blu does a rev update 09/03/2020 at 14:15

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LongbowMkII > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/03/2020 at 14:20

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Hell yeah, gimmie those sad eyes. 

LongbowMkII > way2blu does a rev update 09/03/2020 at 14:20

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What if you put them at the bottom  on so they look like a clio or happy Polandball

way2blu does a rev update > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 09/03/2020 at 14:21

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Sad puppy eyes Jeeps are the correct answer. 

old-busted-hotness-still-cant-comment > HammerheadFistpunch 09/03/2020 at 14:41

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Agreed, and that includes all the ones that come angry from the factory.

I get it, you’re driving a CUV and your life sucks. I feel for ya, but getting mad at the world isn’t going to help.

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > way2blu does a rev update 09/03/2020 at 14:54

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feather-throttle-not-hair > way2blu does a rev update 09/03/2020 at 15:07

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I saw a late 90s dodge Dakota with black tape angry eyes yesterday. It was honestly in a poor enough state that I thought it could’ve been accident damage at first.

subexpression > way2blu does a rev update 09/03/2020 at 15:14

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Wranglers need happy puppy dog eye headlights, a winch setup that looks like a big silly tongue hanging out, and a trail flag on the back that looks like a tail . Because rolling around away from cities is a happy thing and the Jeep should look happy.

Maybe put the angry eyes on one of the various really fast cars that you see rolling down open interstate at 45mph. Or a Honda Civic type R, because I’d sure be angry if somebody covered me in cheap-looking black plastic panels and told me it was a premium style.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > way2blu does a rev update 09/03/2020 at 23:58

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Angry fried egg headlamp Porsche except it follows the countouts if the eggs so it looks drunk and angry. 

Tapas > way2blu does a rev update 09/08/2020 at 11:29

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Well, there aren’t too many “happy” eyes left in the industry to convert to “angry eyes”.

Lights are either all squinty (BMW Mercedes, Jag) or overly large now (Ford cars and trucks) .