![]() 09/02/2020 at 14:18 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I’m considering upgrading my Oppo Gold card for one of the more exclusive levels that lie above it.
Need
to express disdain has grown to be a
permanent event in recent weeks.
![]() 09/02/2020 at 14:25 |
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Now that there’s a public newletter, does Gold even get you anything? I know Platinum still has decent perks, but I fear that those will get pretty widespread and free, if they’re doing this to Gold...
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You can only get invited into any levels above Gold. You can’t simply upgrade. You also can’t ASK for an invite, that automatically disqualifies you from any level above Gold.
You also can’t comment on any levels above Gold in the comments or else you are disqualified. The E xecutive Lo unge sub-blog is for that.
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Honestly, though, the food in the lounge has all gone downhill. What used to be French Cheese (Freedom Fromage!) is now just Velveeta...
I wish I hadn’t pre-paid the five years of Platinum Plus dues now. “Non-refundable.” Damn.
09/02/2020 at 14:54 |
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When I compared Kinja to Project SATAN, I didn’t mean they actually had to find more terrible things to add!!!
![]() 09/02/2020 at 15:54 |
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It used to be only Gold+ members got the newsletter. Now any old pleb can read our shenanigans?
![]() 09/02/2020 at 16:31 |
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Need to upgrade to Platinum or Black.
![]() 09/02/2020 at 17:59 |
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Black was the new level above Platinum, but recent improvements in materials science has given us VantaBlack. They were prepared to upgrade , but they’re having trouble printing the cards. Nobody can read t he writing.
![]() 09/02/2020 at 21:56 |
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Lol executive lounge that’s cute
*Laughs in oppo diamond tier rooftop champagne and craft beer lounge*