Caption Contest.

"Taylor Martin" (tjmartin) 07/21/2020 at 18:13 • Filed to: None

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Posted this picture in the comments of my last post where I saved the world, when Bacon Sandwich conjured up the brilliant idea to use this photo in a caption contest. The best (and only) submission so far was from TomSlick (My X-Type is too a real Jaguar:

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So I leave it to you Oppo. Caption the stock photo family enjoying their new First Alert smoke alarms and fire extinguishers.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Taylor Martin 07/21/2020 at 18:26

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“Just remember, when the insurance adjuster asks, we had 4 smoke alarms and an extinguisher, as per the policy. Now let’s burn this beige hellhole to the ground. ”

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > Taylor Martin 07/21/2020 at 18:26

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It takes a lot to make a stew.  A pinch of salt and laughter too. A scoop of kids to make the spice. A dash of love to make it nice, and you’ve got...

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Taylor Martin 07/21/2020 at 18:28

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News flash. It’s not their apartment they’re pointing at a plan of.

“G ood work Timmy! Your distraction was just good enough to allow us to get the smoke detector AND the extinguisher. Don't forget to study your evac plans before tomorrow night.'

Taylor Martin > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 07/21/2020 at 18:31

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Taylor Martin > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 07/21/2020 at 18:32

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Too Many Cooks!

Future next gen S2000 owner > Taylor Martin 07/21/2020 at 18:33

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Now when the “guests” start to escape throw one of these at them. They’ll probably go through these doors.

Taylor Martin > Future next gen S2000 owner 07/21/2020 at 18:40

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The perfect crime haha!

Taylor Martin > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 07/21/2020 at 18:40

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They must really hate their neighbors...

ClassicDatsunDebate > Taylor Martin 07/21/2020 at 18:41

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“ OK Timmy, this is a VS-50. Place these where a path narrows and groups bunch-up . We call them choke points. A gate or a narrow alley works well...or even here between the pool and the playhouse.”

BeaterGT > Taylor Martin 07/21/2020 at 18:49

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“ You’ll still have to jump from your bedroom window upstairs, sorry Timmy!”

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Taylor Martin 07/21/2020 at 18:52

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You have no idea what kind of crap they’ve put up with over the years. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Taylor Martin 07/21/2020 at 18:59

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“ As a male model over the age of 18 I got $75 for this gig little fella, sucks to be you and your measly $ 14.55 per photo shoot.”

Jb boin > Taylor Martin 07/21/2020 at 19:08

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Thomas Donohue > Taylor Martin 07/21/2020 at 20:05

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“We took a vote, Bobby, a nd it’s your job to change the batteries every six months!”

For Sweden > Taylor Martin 07/21/2020 at 20:12

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If you go into this room, you can smoke thicc blunts without triggering the alarms.

Kiltedpadre > Taylor Martin 07/21/2020 at 20:25

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So you see Jimmy that noise you heard last night was your mommy screaming not the smoke detector. If you hear noises coming from these white things on the ceiling we need to leave the house. If you hear them coming from our room just plug your ears and understand “give it to me daddy” doesn’t mean grandpa stopped by to visit.

Taylor Martin > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 07/21/2020 at 20:39

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“ Take that random kid I’ve never met before in my life! ”

Taylor Martin > Jb boin 07/21/2020 at 20:41

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You already know the parents will be the first to go.

Taylor Martin > Thomas Donohue 07/21/2020 at 20:41

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Man nobody likes Timmy/Bobby/Johnny... sucks to suck I guess.

Taylor Martin > For Sweden 07/21/2020 at 20:42

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Wow that’s tiny

Taylor Martin > Kiltedpadre 07/21/2020 at 20:44

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Sex Ed... better to teach them young I suppose.

Spaceball-Two > Taylor Martin 07/21/2020 at 21:03

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Timmy I’m sorry. You’re mom and I are getting a divorce. Your new mom who happens to be on your sisters cheer squad needs your room for her essential oils business. These smoke detectors will be with you down in the crawl space for extra safety.

Nom De Plume > Taylor Martin 07/21/2020 at 21:08

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1.  D umbass , why would you climb into the attic if there’s a fire?

2.  Hey Buddy g uess what? W e’re going to save a ton of money over this name brand First Alert stuff and get Weakest Link for your bedroom.  Hahahaha

John Norris (AngryDrifter) > Taylor Martin 07/21/2020 at 21:46

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... and then the insurance company gives mom and dad a big fat check to pay off this house we can no longer afford and provide enough e xtra for dad to buy a manual transmission oppo mobile. And that’s how we turn  this whole 2020 thing around.

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Taylor Martin 07/21/2020 at 22:20

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Before we let you play with us in CS:GO, there are a couple of ground rules we need to go over first.

Taylor Martin > John Norris (AngryDrifter) 07/21/2020 at 22:56

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Sign me up!!!

NeonMosfet > Jb boin 07/22/2020 at 01:16

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Who’s on first? Us? Alarm, windows, gone

pip bip - choose Corrour > Taylor Martin 07/22/2020 at 03:43

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there you go Timmy, you’re own bedroom.......under the stairs.