As someone of German descent I think I can get away with this...

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07/20/2020 at 00:55 • Filed to: None

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Q: How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: One. We’re very efficient and don’t have much of a sense of humor.


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Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
07/20/2020 at 01:07

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
07/20/2020 at 01:29

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Based on my coworker’s Mercedes, I would guess the answer is three:

One to make a slightly brighter lightbulb

One to create a computer just to control the one lightbulb

And one more to deny the warranty when it breaks faster than a normal lightbulb


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
07/20/2020 at 02:28

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The German joke. 


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
07/20/2020 at 02:55

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Who says the Germans don’t have a sense of humour?

Everybody!


Kinja'd!!! Svend > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/20/2020 at 03:13

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There is a French German joke.

Why are French streets lined with trees?

Because the Germans like to march in the shade. 


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
07/20/2020 at 03:20

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As someone who has spent much of the last twenty years hanging out with a 1st generation German- Australian....I can vouch for the fact that Australia is clearly infectious to the German Meme.


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Svend
07/20/2020 at 03:32

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I love QI - one of my absolute favorites. I do miss Mr. Fry, but Sandy Toksvig is capable of handling it.


Kinja'd!!! Svend > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
07/20/2020 at 03:50

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I love Qi with Sandy or Stephen.

But I love Stephen for loads of other stuff he’s done.

His mind is amazing., when he talks, the people listen.

Stephen Fry on the Catholic Church, etc...


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > pip bip - choose Corrour
07/20/2020 at 06:40

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German humor - its no laughing matter!


Kinja'd!!! The Ghost of Oppo > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
07/20/2020 at 09:06

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Germans still have a healthier work-life balance than Americans 


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > The Ghost of Oppo
07/20/2020 at 09:12

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Very true.

My ‘vacation’ last year was time away from work recovering from cancer (surgery and chemo) which directly relates to this year’s vacation - almost seven month’s worth now...


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
07/20/2020 at 09:29

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That’s a great joke.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > The Ghost of Oppo
07/20/2020 at 14:47

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Yup. So much more vacation time.

Remind me again why I didn’t just stay at the Nürburgring and find something to do over there?


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
07/20/2020 at 14:50

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...is wörk time?

(I’m trying, but I’m also kinda blergh today.