Tensegrity Zen Monkey

Kinja'd!!! "Jim Spanfeller" (awesomeaustinv)
07/17/2020 at 16:32 • Filed to: Lego

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“To achieve true inner peace, one must first master the art of Tensegrity”


DISCUSSION (14)


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller
07/17/2020 at 16:40

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That monkey is a very strange color. Maybe the red makes it float. Nice. I haven't tried any Lego tensegrity yet.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > Jim Spanfeller
07/17/2020 at 16:49

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monkees are good


Kinja'd!!! WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > Jim Spanfeller
07/17/2020 at 16:51

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Fuck you physics


Kinja'd!!! Jim Spanfeller > MonkeePuzzle
07/17/2020 at 16:56

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Tensegrity + Monkee = bestest.


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > MonkeePuzzle
07/17/2020 at 16:57

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Except poo flinging,  rick rolling ones....


Kinja'd!!! Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
07/17/2020 at 16:58

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Perhaps true inner peace allows you to alter pigment...


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller
07/17/2020 at 17:01

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That would be a pretty sucky inner peace that the first thing you do is change your appearance out of insecurity. I thought you had to own who you are first. 


Kinja'd!!! Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
07/17/2020 at 17:04

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Yeah, you have to own who you are before you can change what you look like. No shortcuts with this inner peace business.


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller
07/17/2020 at 17:05

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But are you really that sincere with yourself if the first thing you do is altar your pigment? Next it'll be magical Zen Botox. 


Kinja'd!!! Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
07/17/2020 at 17:12

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Woah, they’re bringing Zen Botox back? I was so bummed I missed out the last time! Now I can finally remove all those spiritual wrinkles from my chi! Of course, I’ll be emotionally numb and heartless for a little bit, but it’s all healthy in the end, right?

Zen Botox would be a really good band name...


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller
07/17/2020 at 17:14

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The emotional numbness doesn't wear off. Sorry, no refunds. 


Kinja'd!!! Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available
07/17/2020 at 17:15

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A refund is a state of mind...


Kinja'd!!! Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller
07/17/2020 at 17:19

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So is Zen Botox. But a state of mind never gave anyone a free $13,057.

Emotional numbness is a social construct so it's not you, it's them.


Kinja'd!!! Urambo Tauro > MonkeePuzzle
07/17/2020 at 19:00

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They’re too busy singing to put anybody down