Beware of Rally Chicken

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader) 07/07/2020 at 05:36 • Filed to: Puffalumps With Threatening Auras, Rally Chicken, Chicken, Puffalumps, Puffalopnik, Puffposite Lock, Screwdrivers, Tools

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She may ASSEMBLE your FURNITURE.

(...or stab you and bathe in a fountain of your blood , whatever. I never know! )

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Stef Schrader 07/07/2020 at 05:51

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With that set of titles, your transcendent  majesty, I believe you are more entitled to this than our next P resident and VP:

https://oppositelock.kinja.com/paging-e90m3-and-bluemazda2-1844287478

pip bip - choose Corrour > Stef Schrader 07/07/2020 at 05:52

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the way the world is at present, that would be a pleasant way to go.

sony1492 > Stef Schrader 07/07/2020 at 05:59

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ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Stef Schrader 07/07/2020 at 06:08

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Good looking duck!

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Stef Schrader 07/07/2020 at 06:16

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How good is that thing with a hex key? 

nerd_racing > Stef Schrader 07/07/2020 at 07:17

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Mess with the cluck and you’re getting stuck! 

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader 07/07/2020 at 07:28

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Quackers

CalzoneGolem > Stef Schrader 07/07/2020 at 07:43

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OK but ... is this a bottle of beans?

Wacko > Stef Schrader 07/07/2020 at 08:04

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Rally chicken will stab you in your sleep at 5:30 I’m the morning?

shop-teacher > Stef Schrader 07/07/2020 at 08:41

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Sometimes you just gotta take a chance.

wafflesnfalafel > CalzoneGolem 07/07/2020 at 11:44

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one must not question rally chicken’s selection of condiments

Stef Schrader > Wacko 07/07/2020 at 14:19

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Yes. (I felt kinda gross, therefore, I wasn’t sleeping.)

CalzoneGolem > wafflesnfalafel 07/07/2020 at 14:48

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I’m filled with curiosity about it!

Stef Schrader > Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen 07/07/2020 at 14:56

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It’s beautiful. How many Puffalumps can it carry?

Stef Schrader > CalzoneGolem 07/07/2020 at 14:57

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A simple hot sauce made out of bird chilies in vinegar.

Stef Schrader > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/07/2020 at 14:58

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I never ruled out dying by the hands of my own tools, but I didn’t expect it would be Rally Chicken’s doing.

Stef Schrader > wafflesnfalafel 07/07/2020 at 14:58

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the bird is the word

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/07/2020 at 14:59

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Cluckers.

Stef Schrader > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 07/07/2020 at 14:59

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I wouldn’t want to see what she’d do with a hex key.

Stef Schrader > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 07/07/2020 at 14:59

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She’s a chicken!

Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > Stef Schrader 07/07/2020 at 15:01

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One. T he one that made it to the top of the puffa lump pile by stepping on the heads of it’s fellow lumps. 

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Stef Schrader 07/07/2020 at 15:01

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See you try forcing her to be a chicken when she is infact a duck. That leads to murderous tendencies....

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader 07/07/2020 at 15:03

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Squack

CalzoneGolem > Stef Schrader 07/07/2020 at 15:03

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Oh they’re wee little peppers? Adorable.

Wacko > Stef Schrader 07/07/2020 at 18:55

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I was just waking up to get ready for my hour drive to work.

Stef Schrader > Wacko 07/08/2020 at 13:31

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Nice.

Stef Schrader > CalzoneGolem 07/08/2020 at 13:31

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Yep!

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/08/2020 at 13:31

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Scluck.

Stef Schrader > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability 07/08/2020 at 13:32

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I’m not forcing anything. She is my chicken. The murderous tendencies were always there.