Risk Chart for Covid

Kinja'd!!! "ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn)
07/06/2020 at 17:21 • Filed to: None

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Posting to Oppo is not on the list, so I’m not sure how to proceed.


DISCUSSION (50)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > ttyymmnn
07/06/2020 at 17:27

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Going to the beach is more dangerous than sitting in a physician’ s waiting room, huh


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > ttyymmnn
07/06/2020 at 17:28

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Is there a hygiene risk to  shitposting?


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > For Sweden
07/06/2020 at 17:30

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You likely won’t find people sitting in the waiting room without a mask. 


Kinja'd!!! DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back > ttyymmnn
07/06/2020 at 17:34

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The people who they make these charts for aren’t going to read them anyway. Or if they do they’ll just pick holes in it to justify doing what they want to do. 


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > For Sweden
07/06/2020 at 17:35

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the beach is more crowded, and people are less likely to wear a mask. Also, the doctors can reschedule and limit the number of appointments. Medical offices are better equipped in terms of safety, too.


Kinja'd!!! facw > ttyymmnn
07/06/2020 at 17:35

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I’m pretty sure they are vastly underestimating grocery shopping.  You are going to be close to way more people than going shopping at mall for example.


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > For Sweden
07/06/2020 at 17:36

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Yeah that one is insane. 


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
07/06/2020 at 17:37

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Hold your phone in your left hand for shortlisting, right hand for posting pics of your chicken parm. You'll be fine


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > ttyymmnn
07/06/2020 at 17:39

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Whats the risk if I ingest some brake fluid?


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > ttyymmnn
07/06/2020 at 17:40

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Where does getting arrested and sitting in county lockup for twelve hours fit? Asking for a friend.


Kinja'd!!! UserNotFound > ttyymmnn
07/06/2020 at 17:43

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They forgot “Level 10 - Living in Texas”


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > For Sweden
07/06/2020 at 17:43

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Not where I go, I only see a couple people walking miles down where I go. And then they are a hundred yards from us in the very least. I see bird watchers etc.. with equipment. 


Kinja'd!!! just-a-scratch > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
07/06/2020 at 17:44

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Only if it’s a literal variety of shitposting.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > ttyymmnn
07/06/2020 at 17:45

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I have been to the dentist and the doctor, the dentist has you wait in the car until you are called to go right into the chair. The doctor had a waiting room but it was a big room, split into two sides and I think they said they could only have one person in with the doctor and then one person with a mask on either side of the waiting room. 


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > facw
07/06/2020 at 17:47

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Yeah I rarely go inside, we have order and pick up, they put it right in the wagon and the Acura has an automatic hatch so I have it open for them and all the workers know to push the cars close button. Works out well. I hope they keep this service forever! 


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
07/06/2020 at 17:48

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That’s basically like drinking Lysol or ultraviolet light so it reduces your risk to 0.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ttyymmnn
07/06/2020 at 17:48

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If I eat a tide pod before traveling by plane I will be fine!


Kinja'd!!! just-a-scratch > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
07/06/2020 at 17:48

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It makes the function of your organs stop.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden
07/06/2020 at 17:49

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Crowded beach, maybe.


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > dogisbadob
07/06/2020 at 17:50

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Completely depends on the beach (and the doctor’s office).


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > DipodomysDeserti
07/06/2020 at 17:53

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I’m guessing that’s pretty close to the bottom of the chart. 


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > ttyymmnn
07/06/2020 at 17:54

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Nice!! Ive unlocked level 7!! Thats how we win right?


Kinja'd!!! davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back
07/06/2020 at 17:56

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Well they should probably make the list less easy to pick holes into...

Camping and going to the beach are completely interchangeable, depending on how crowded the beach/ campground is.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > ttyymmnn
07/06/2020 at 17:57

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Especially when cops  don’t seem to think it is necessary to wear a mask in a jail. Total morons.


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > ttyymmnn
07/06/2020 at 17:59

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I’m going to a religious service at a sports stadium with live music and an open bar.  Hoping they have a handshake line and buffet...


Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > ttyymmnn
07/06/2020 at 17:59

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I’m going to a religious service at a sports stadium with live music and an open bar.  Hoping they have a handshake line and buffet...


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > DipodomysDeserti
07/06/2020 at 17:59

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The TX governor mandated masks in all public places, but one area sheriff said that his deputies will not enforce it, nor will he require the deputies to wear a mask. We should have herd immunity and a couple million deaths in no time. 


Kinja'd!!! ZHP Sparky, the 5th > For Sweden
07/06/2020 at 18:00

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My wife has had to go to the doctor twice over the last few months. Each time she had to go get a drive-up test for COVID before she went in, and was the only person in the clinic other than the person at the counter, nurse, and doctor (all who were in full PPE/behind plexiglass).

Of course it depends on what beach you’re talking about, but if you’re comparing against some of the packed party beaches we’ve seen photos of recently, I’d 100% rather go to a doctors office instead too. Far less stupid to deal with as well. 


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > WilliamsSW
07/06/2020 at 18:00

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Sounds like a Trump rally. 


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > WilliamsSW
07/06/2020 at 18:01

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BRB gonna chugg all the fluid in my garage


Kinja'd!!! ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > just-a-scratch
07/06/2020 at 18:02

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Cant be infected if organs dont work

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Kinja'd!!! WilliamsSW > ttyymmnn
07/06/2020 at 18:02

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If you take away all the masks and everyone breathes through their mouth, pretty much. 


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > Cash Rewards
07/06/2020 at 18:03

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*left hand for shitposting! For fucks same, autocorrect!


Kinja'd!!! ZHP Sparky, the 5th > ttyymmnn
07/06/2020 at 18:03

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Great news, religious service with 400 people are 100% safe.

No doubt these people will be celebrating this news (sadly this news is from my state) - https://www.latimes.com/world-nation/story/2020-06-17/church-linked-oregon-largest-coronavirus-outbreak


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn
07/06/2020 at 18:04

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0 - It’s a hoax.


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > DipodomysDeserti
07/06/2020 at 18:04

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Well, they’re cops ...


Kinja'd!!! facw > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
07/06/2020 at 18:17

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Texas meanwhile closed many beaches for (reasonable) fear that they would be packed over the holiday weekend.


Kinja'd!!! DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
07/06/2020 at 18:22

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I agree a list ranked by risk isn’ t a good format , and the result is very subjective .

But it also shouldn’t  matter much if you’ re doing your best to stay home anyway.


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > facw
07/06/2020 at 18:33

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We do have Stinson Beach, where SF people like to invade. They had the parking area closed for a long time but people would find other places and walk in, it did keep the crowds down. I’m not sure if there was any changes to that lately. I only drive by there, it’s not a good surfing beach. I have never liked crowded beaches in Hawaii or here, I am not really fond of people in general, just a few of them. I like to go out into nature with nobody around. 


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > ttyymmnn
07/06/2020 at 18:50

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Oh good... face licking isn’t listed. So it must be totally safe.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly
07/06/2020 at 19:13

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Kinja'd!!! jeepoftheseus > For Sweden
07/06/2020 at 19:27

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But but but the ocean heals mannnn


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > WilliamsSW
07/06/2020 at 20:16

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Kinja'd!!! PyroHoltz f@h Oppo 261120 > ttyymmnn
07/06/2020 at 20:30

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That was a disturbing scene and sadly oh too common in institutions.


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > Maxima Speed
07/06/2020 at 21:58

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If by “win” you mean the American definition, then yes.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
07/08/2020 at 12:30

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Yeah. People are being super stupid on a lot of Texas’ beaches, though, so I get the call here.

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Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > UserNotFound
07/08/2020 at 12:31

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gah, friggin’ seriously


Kinja'd!!! 415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Stef Schrader
07/08/2020 at 14:17

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I don’t even recognize that beach lifestyle, in Hawaii we have beaches you can drive down but locals don’t act like redneck lunatics, they fish and have lunch . I am not there now but I am in NorCal where we have miles of empty beach, I live near here :

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Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > ttyymmnn
07/10/2020 at 22:13

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Getting some love with a hattip from Stef!

https://www.thedrive.com/news/34681/you-probably-wont-get-coronavirus-from-pumping-gas


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Cash Rewards
07/10/2020 at 22:52

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Woot! I didn’t know she was writing over there. Then again, I don’t pay attention to a lot of things. Thanks for the 411.