"Noodles" (hilgyjeep)
06/25/2020 at 21:50 • Filed to: Plants suck
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"Noodles" (hilgyjeep)
06/25/2020 at 21:50 • Filed to: Plants suck | 4
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This little asshole keeps falling over and getting dirt everywhere. I think it can hear me talking shit about it.
Here’s the “Part 1"
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I was cleaning up the dirt from this jerk falling over again, seriously thinking about killing it, when I saw it jumping over the railing.
It only made it about 20 feet before it slipped and hit the ground.
That’s when I pounced on it and slammed the liner to the planter over its head. I fucked its hair up real good.
Then I threw that black liner thing to the side and smothered that bastard in wicker.
Pics are from yesterday. When I got home from work today. My wife was on the front porch enjoying the view. As I walked up the steps she asked. Did you murder my plant?
Yes. Yes I did.
Here’s the view today.
It kinda looked like the spaceship from Independence Day rolling in.
Just Jeepin'
> Noodles
06/25/2020 at 22:03 |
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This reminds me of the Sherlock episode where the CIA agent somehow accidentally fell out of a window. Several times.
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> Noodles
06/25/2020 at 22:08 |
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I was right, it *was* a triffid. Lucky escape.
Svend
> Noodles
06/25/2020 at 22:09 |
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Ya gotta do what ya gotta do to protect the family and your eye sight.
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> Noodles
06/25/2020 at 22:19 |
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He almost had the slip on you. You've got a good Point (hehe). Had it coming.
Chariotoflove
> Noodles
06/25/2020 at 22:42 |
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I’m surprised you held off this long.
Now, if you need some extra cash, I have some people I need you to help me with. Leave your camera at home.