Help! I'm being stalked by a murder bimmer!

"farscythe - makin da cawfee!" (farscythe) 06/24/2020 at 15:44 • Filed to: None

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Its been turning up out front most nights for like two weeks now

PS9 > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/24/2020 at 15:53

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Sorry, but it’s over now. Once you see one of these, you will soon not see anything every again. That’s the way it goes.

Nice knowing you, man. 

WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/24/2020 at 15:58

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Only thing that car will murder is its owners bank account. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > PS9 06/24/2020 at 15:59

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well fuck.....

you can have my xbox,switch other older xbox and pc

dont want any of that shit going to the murder bimmer

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/24/2020 at 15:59

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It’s not a murder Beamer, it’s just there to catch you if you faint again. Hehe.

Well, it might be waiting for you to keel over to take you to a secure location.

E90M3 > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/24/2020 at 16:01

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Only thing it’s gonna murder is your wallet. 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 06/24/2020 at 16:02

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oooo.... i see you’re picking up the slack for me coworkers as i stayed home and they couldnt do it

doing gods work my man....gods work

asshole

;p

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW 06/24/2020 at 16:03

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lol!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > E90M3 06/24/2020 at 16:04

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not gonna murder my wallet....i dont have one

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/24/2020 at 16:10

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it , not I. Someone is behind it and it sure isn’t me. **smirks mysteriously**

I’ve never even been to Austria. I mean Australia.

Just make sure to not show signs of weakness near it.

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 06/24/2020 at 16:17

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what the fuck......its a quarter past ten pm and an icecream truck just turned up

this is a strange neighbourhood

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/24/2020 at 16:21

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They are trying to lure you outside. Don’t give in! 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 06/24/2020 at 16:23

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but..... icecream?

i kinda want it

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/24/2020 at 16:25

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It can’t kill you if you kill it first.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/24/2020 at 16:25

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It’s a trap!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI 06/24/2020 at 16:34

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im a pacifist my man....i believe in non violent solutions

unless we’re talking bout the spandex pack....fuck those asshats

(yeah....okay....it was really hard to keep a straight face for that one)

anyhoo do you think a jerry can of 95 octane with a mortar bomb in the top will do the trick

or should i try harder?

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 06/24/2020 at 16:37

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yeah....

but....

icecream!

WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/24/2020 at 16:44

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I mean it’s a Bangle era 5 series. Just driving it should do the trick 

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WasGTIthenGTOthenNOVAnowbacktoGTI 06/24/2020 at 16:51

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hmmmm.....fair point

getting the keys of the meathead that owns it could be trixy

pretty sure the dude could benchpress me (im not little)

My bird IS the word > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/24/2020 at 17:41

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Think the mods put out a hit on you bruh

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > My bird IS the word 06/24/2020 at 17:45

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damnit!

bet you its for sweden.....he seems the type

:p

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 06/24/2020 at 22:36

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Not a mustang