Happy Midsommar Oppo

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle) 06/23/2020 at 12:20 • Filed to: Volvo, Midsommar, Midsummer

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May tall blonde people come bearing sensible almost-luxury cars.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > For Sweden 06/23/2020 at 12:26

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I hope my tall blonde swedish courier comes bearing a sensible almost luxury wagon. I can't wait.

benn454 > For Sweden 06/23/2020 at 12:49

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 This is way better than the Midgardsormr Sales Event, where everyone just gets eaten.

Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > For Sweden 06/23/2020 at 13:13

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But may the tall blonde people not partake in bizarre, horrific  pagan rituals as portrayed in the movie Midsommar. Honestly this movie is the first thing that came to mind:

https://m.imdb.com/title/tt8772262/

For Sweden > Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle 06/23/2020 at 13:14

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Anti-paganism is religious prejudice

wafflesnfalafel > For Sweden 06/23/2020 at 13:15

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W e didn’t do a maypole, but we did grill meat and consume beer with much vigor .

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > For Sweden 06/23/2020 at 13:19

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All of my people are tall and blond but we come bearing Land Rovers and Volkswagens .

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden 06/23/2020 at 13:28

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Call me when we get another Ragnarök tober sales event

Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle > For Sweden 06/23/2020 at 13:34

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I have nothing against pagans. I have something against the pagans portrayed in that particular movie who were murderous and weird.

For Sweden > Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle 06/23/2020 at 13:34

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You cannot project your cultural norms onto others though

RiceRocketeer Extraordinaire > For Sweden 06/23/2020 at 13:54

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Technically, it would be Chinese people in costumes and makeup pretending to be tall blond people ...

Back on topic, I find the current Volvo wagons incredibly attractive. I can’t find a bad line or angle on them at all.

Jb boin > Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle 06/23/2020 at 13:54

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Funny fact : They translated the film name in Quebec to “ Midsommar : Solstice d’été”.

DipodomysDeserti > Neil drives a beetle and a fancy beetle 06/23/2020 at 13:58

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Don’t worry, the Christians far out murdered and out weirded the pagans they replaced.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > For Sweden 06/23/2020 at 14:14

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I looked out the window and lo-and-behold!

Its a Midsommar miracle!

(Truth be told s he was short-average height. And more of a dirty blonde. And I had to give her $400 for it. Still basically a Swedish miracle.)