Night, Oppo!

"Jim Spanfeller" (awesomeaustinv) 06/16/2020 at 00:32 • Filed to: None

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VW Type 34's will always have one of my favorite car noses of all time. So simultaneously simple and strange, yet splendid.

Also, weather sucks. I’ve been working on making stuff for more birdwatching posts, but can’t photograph anything until the sun gets out of its darn rain clouds. Might be sunny tomorrow, but I can’t ignore the weeds jungle in the backyard anymore. It’s like a miniature rain forest out there, but without the pretty and exotic wildlife, and with uglier plants. And alergies. Lots and lots of alergies...

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller 06/16/2020 at 00:42

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Haha my backyard is looking decidedly less rain forest-like now that we have had a q00% reduction in scrub trees and a 50% reduction in total trees. Not that that stops the neighbors from letting trees grow up on their side.

Wait, you better watch out for Bluejay. He’s crazier than a guy I know who escaped from a notorious, hm maybe better not tell that story. Well  friend of a friend of a friend.

Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 06/16/2020 at 12:41

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Blue Jay has been seeing a therapist lately and has been taking prescription medication, so he’s a bit more chill now. Some might say too chill. I wonder if he knows how proper dosages work... That could explain why he’s trying to summon a  Monkey Queen.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller 06/16/2020 at 12:45

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He's always at the extremes, isn't he?

Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 06/16/2020 at 12:46

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Yyyep.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller 06/16/2020 at 17:55

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Remember that Blue Jay’s character was used without permission in Starlet Wars: Return of the Bluejay? I think he’s trying to forget the fat stacks of cash he could have made it it weren't for that pesky Son of Sam law.

Supposedly he was offered a part in Kung-Flew: Ninjas in Flight but he turned it down in favor of that bit part in the failed parody Ascenders: Hen Game. That also might be something he’s trying to forget.

Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 06/16/2020 at 18:01

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I seem to recall he also had a part in the failed bird horror movie “Cats”. Something about the CG cat bird people just didn’t sit right with the audience... 

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller 06/16/2020 at 18:05

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He was co producer, so that checks out. I'm surprised he's still in the bird movie industry after the catastrophe that was his second solo project: The Feeder that Pecked Back

Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 06/16/2020 at 18:26

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I think he left shortly after C ats and the alpaca incident of 1985 that landed him in jail... And then I hired him as an assistant for my bird watching series, where he is still employed today because I don’t have the heart to fire him.

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller 06/16/2020 at 19:56

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His flair for the dramatic - and murderous - might catch up to you one day.

Jim Spanfeller > Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available 06/16/2020 at 20:20

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True... But if there’s one thing I’ve learned from R eality TV, that improves ratings! ...Right?

Who is the Leader - 404 / Blog No Longer Available > Jim Spanfeller 06/16/2020 at 21:29

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But Oppo pays for those good ratings. You don't actually have to produce a single quality post to get those high Google search placements (it always happens to my worst posts).